Dumb 5SOS Fanfic Moments

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-The girl is always gorgeous no matter what. Ugliness in fanfics is super rare and is never reserved for the main character. Oh no, the best friend has to be the ugly one.

-The girl feels the need to wear a pushup even though she has a size DD. Like no, my mom won't even let me buy one.

-In the AUs the boys always seem to smoke and listen to punk bands even though the author only knows like one song. Like, they always seem to mention Blink 182 but the only song they include is 'I Miss You.' If you're gonna mention the band, at least include a song that 5SOS didn't cover.

-The main character is always a girl. Okay, this one makes sense. But I feel like I'm the only one who notices it.

-The girl suffers some past with a guy and has trouble trusting them but gets adopted by 5SOS and suddenly changes. First of all, wouldn't they want to at least adopt a boy? You know, issues?

-When the most unoriginal plot line has thousands of reads. C'mon, let me have some!

-The girl always cuts. It's okay if there's a plausible reason. But just out of the blue?

-The guys have huge, super obvious tatoos even though they are in high school. Where I come from, this just doesn't happen.

-"Hello, my name is..." STAHP, JUST STAHP.

-Ashton always seems to be the guy that has a job. Last time I checked, the others were perfectly capable...

-The boys live in the same house in high school. I don't think Liz would approve.

-The boys are in the same grade. Did Ashton's lack of knowlege of tadpoles force him back a grade?

-The author uses no descriptions at all so it's literally just people talking back and forth and you get confused and have no idea who's talking.

-Michael's hair is red when he's in high school. Have you not seen the fetus cover videos?

-The girl gets a job at Starbucks and Ashton works there too. Dang, didn't know Ashton was so feminine.

-Luke is this guy that sleeps around and drinks and smokes and does weed and stuff but then suddenly meets this girl who changes him. But wait, they have an excuse, she's not like all the other girls! Why, cause she doesn't worship you?

-Luke moves to this new town and slips into the outcast group even though he's super attractive. Where I come from, hotness determines your popularity, just saying.

-You know it's a fanfic with an entirely uncreative author when the guys talk in song lyrics.

"Walk my way Mrs. All American," Michael said, walking closer to the new student.

"Um, I'm from Canada," she said.

"Canadia!" Ashton shrieks, running to go shake the girl's hand.

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A/n: I hope I'm not the only one who got my reference in the one above. It wasn't a spelling mistake. Haha. So, I hope you enojoyed my first chapter of dumb fanfic moments! Vote and comment if you liked it!