Dumb 5SOS Fanfic Moments

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-The girl can always sing amazingly. Am I some kind of mutant human that can't sing or is she just some mythical thing? Oh yeah, that's right. She's more magical than a unicorn.

-She's also super insecure about singing in front of other people.

-The title is either a song, some random object, or something super deep that makes you wanna cry.

-A girl moves to Australia by herself while she's in high school and somehow manages to live a luxurious life.

-One of the boys comes over to her house right after they met her and sleeps on the couch or something. Stranger danger much?

-The parents are nonexistant and are always out on a business trip.

-Don't forget the stalker ex that can't let go and ends up hitting the girl! Oh, but don't worry, Luke is there to save her. Maybe his superhero costume will come in handy sometime.

-The plot would be nothing if it weren't for the girl and (insert band member here)'s relationship that continues to fail. Well, maybe if you didn't spend every waking second kissing him you would actually talk and work it out.

-"I felt the cold of his lip ring contrast with the warmth of his lips." Oh, I thought his lips were cold since he's a vampire. Wait, that was the other fanfic I was reading.

-The best friend always seems to be really naggy and obsessive. She blubbers crazily, yells into the phone and is just really annoying.

-A goody two shoes with glasses and plaid skirts can go to the mall and completely transform herself even though she's poor. I'm pretty sure contacts are expensive, just saying.

-The description says the girl and the boy hate each other but by the fifth chapter they're kissing. Did you mean the antonym of hate or....

-The author seems to think we care about their personal lives and why they didn't update. Gee, if I had thousands of people begging for an update I think I'd make some time to actually write.

-The author claims the book is an AU but still has all the band members and the band, they're just in high school. That ain't an AU, that's a fetus. My gosh, getchyo facts straight!

-The girl always seems to go swimming in her underwear with the guy. But don't worry, she has on her lacy bra and her matching underwear. What luck.

-There's always tons of high school parties with drinking and drugs but the police never intervene. Gee, if I saw tons of kids throwing up and passed out in the front yard I think I'd call the police. Or at least my mom would.

-The guys always seem to sleep around. I don't think Liz would approve...

-There is never a fanfiction where only one member exists. I get that they all went to the same school, but it's called an AU for a reason.

-I feel like every fanfiction protagonist has the same personality. Is it just me?

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I hope none of you are offended by this. I don't mean to sound mean or rude.