My unexpected relationship with marvels super Hero (boyxboy)

a child of what

I woke up with Deja vu but I ran to the bathroom because I was about to throw up. After I was finished with that mess I went for a jog

"Shaun" someone said I turned around it was my friend hades yes the god of death blah blah

"Hey haven't seen you in a while"

" I know so what your up to"

"You haven't heard me being hunted down by superhero and gods cause I have 170 mate's "

"Damn and I thought I had a terrible life"

" I know right well goodbye"

" bye"

I started to run again and the one and only black widow aka my sister

" hey slut" She said

"One I'm not a slut two I'm not in the mood widow and control halk he is your husband"

" if your ass didn't show up he wouldn't need taming"

" do u actually want to talk shit about how all this happened at least I know how to keep a man than loss one who was the one who you gave your powers up for I don't remember will you wouldn't remember because he betrayed your ass" she the tried to drop kick me but i dodge it and then her twin sister came in Lucy

"Come on guys get a long" she said while we tried to calm down

"There a problem here" Lucy said

"What is it " I said

"Your pregnant" Lucy said

"What how that possible if I was pregnant why didn't I know when me and Zeus had sex" I said

" your pregnant with both Thor and Zeus child and this child is powerful than any one".

" your crazy let's go to the hospital and widow put on a disguise "

Widow went in a near bye store an stole an outfit

"Ready " she said I use some love dust to teleport to the hospital.After we got there we went to the front desk an told them why were here except a bit Thor and Zeus and being powerful

" OK lay right here we are going to do a ultrasound ok" the doctor said

"Ok " he put a cold gel on my stomach
And then he rubbed my stomach with something

I was looking at the screen an there it was a child swarming in lust,thunder, water, and lightning.

" I never seen this before" the doctor said

"Will I am the god of water and love the guy who got me this way we're Thor and Zeus, those are my sister lusy and black widow is it impossible now" he was stunned

" Widow tranquilizers dart him plz"

" my pleasure " she shot the dart

Then our mom and dad were in front of us

" What are you guys doing here"

"We came to congratulate you you are holding the child of the universe "

" say what now you must be joking only the most powerful god can hold that child "

"You are the most powerful god" I need to some air so I vanished to the bottom of the ocean to think of stuff I went to the devil house I knocked

" Shaun how are you an my son"

" We are doing fine just need to get away from the surface for a while"

"For how long"

"4 months oh yeah I'm pregnant "

"I already know and for you it takes 4 months of pregnancy we are going to need guys who knows how to have sex"

" I know I need to feed on sex while I'm down here"