Im Preggers???

Chappie One<33

Omg hi! My names Gertrude Fuzzerman. Im like the most popular girl in the world!!!!!

I'm here to tell you about the time I made huggeeeee mistake by opening my legs. And by wearing shoes that didn't match my dress.

So one day I was walking through the halls, being, yknow, awesome, and I headed to my locker. I felt every single boy in the hall stare at me, because I was so damn smoking hot!!

I opened my locker and smiled at my dazzling face in my mirror. My greasy, tangled brown hair was looking lucious and alluring in two sexy pig tails. I fixed my eyebrows and pulled out a chicken cutlet that somehow got in my bra.

I looked hotter than usual in my woolen kitty turtleneck sweater and ankle length mini skirt. It was a little revealing, but it made the boys go crazy.

I unscrewed my tube of chicken fat and applied it to my gorgeous lips. It made an excellent gloss, and what boy wouldn't want to make out with a girl who had chicken fat on her lips. I had to admit, I was irresistible.

I closed my locker and continued down the hall. Guys and even some girls continued to stare. I went up to one staring girl who looked sluttier than me, if that was possible.

"I'M STRAIGHT, BITCH!" I screamed at her. She seemed disappointed. Well, duh. Of course she was.