Im Preggers???

Chappie Three<33

I strutted into the classroom, and everyone stared at me. Even the teacher. I was used to this kind of attention.

I thought about having some fun with Mr. What's his name, so I flashed him as I walked by, "accidentally" yanking my mini skirt up an inch over the tops of my knee socks.

No one usually EVER went that far! I smiled as I sat down in a front row seat, watching the teacher spill his coffee and trip over his chair.

All of my far-less-attractive-than-me-classmates laughed at him, laying in the puddle of coffee. I don't know how they can laugh at anything, being so unfortunate in the looks department.

I turned around as the bell rang. One weird girl that I would describe as a nobody was playing with gum that was stuck to the desk. Some geeks were discussing different ways to light a condom on fire. A couple in the back row were laying on their desks making out intensely. They were almost naked. The rest were staring at me of course.

I decided to mess with the couple, so I strutted over to them.

"Hey boy, wouldn't you rather do it with me?" I asked, sounding so alluring as voice broke mid sentence and I had to cough up some mucus caught in my throat.

The guy immediately detached himself from the girl and threw himself on me. The girl fell to the floor and yanked the rest of her clothes on. She was definitely jealous of the guy.

The rest of the class sure was. Just as we were getting it on, he pulled away.

"Hey babe, wanna go out with me?" he asked.

"Nope. I'd rather have Seth. You're a loser."

"But I thought-" He started, but I kneed him in the moneymaker.

He fell to the floor along with the girl. I loved messing with people.