(Sooo~ ths new chapter is gonna take a while to draw up and I figured, since no one talks to me on this website except for my friend, chasethewizard, [wink wink] I figured you want more Ciedonia... so here... I'm pulling a Naruto and publishing filler chapters. Comment if you still want these or not or I'll stop writing for you people)
For Ciedonia's Fuero Dazu, America invited everyone to his house for supper. Everyone entered the huge dinning room chattering about the food and also had the useless bickering.
"Oh this looks ok."
"Not as good as my cooking you twit!"
"Ve~ look at all the food, Germany..."
America was wearing some weird waiter uniform, getting a few 'he's cute's and giggles from the girl countries.
"HAHAHA!! THE HERO WELCOMES YOU, especially Ciedonia," He winked to her and continued, "...TO FUERO DAZU DINNER."
Ciedonia walked in wearing something that looks like if you mixed a kimono and a two peice bathing suit together, which showed off her cherry blossom tattoo nicely, and sat down, blushing.
America sat down beside her and handed her a plate. "Would you like anything m'dear?" He asked with the hint of a southern accent
"Just get me two spoon fulls of those buerto begansa (butter soaked green beans)"
At that, everyone looked at her in an odd way... just beans for dinner. America laughed a bit...
"Aiyah! I don't think she's joking, Aru!" China said, looking at Ciedonia like she was an alien from some sort of battered green bean planet.
"Ve~ She's so funny!" Italy laughed along with America until Germany whispered something in his ear.
"Since when was my little girl at such a culinary fault?!" France said over dramatically.
"Since you taught her how to cook you git..." England muttered to himself, pecking at some tea-bag lobster made by himself when helping Liliana with the food.
"WHAT WAS THAT, BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE?!"
"Yeah... you're a horrible cook you...you... man slut!"
"That's the worst coming from you!"
"Would you both stop bickering like little babies. F*cking Veneciano is more mature than you two!" Ciedonia shouted, "they're just paka-breaded, butter fried, motherf*cking green beans!"
"Just.. settle down ba-"
"Don't pull that shit with me Jones..." She pulled a knife on Alfred.
America quickly scooped some beans into her plate and backed off to eat his own food.
Ciedonia picked up her chöfarks and ate the beans one at a time. This made dinner very awkward as she glared at France and England. So, she got out of her seat and picked the two up by the collar, and separated them... again, receiving shocked looks from everyone.
"Wha'dda y'all gawking at?" She said, flashing her infamous death glare at everyone.
"SORRY!" Everyone shuddered out,avoiding her gaze by stuffing their faces with Ciedonian food.
Her death glare has the power to make even the bravest man retreat. Legend has it, or more like America said, that the Kurosians won the battle between the French and themselves with just a glare from their comander at the the French army. Apparently, they all ran for their lives at the sight of her frown.
And according to her sisters, if you get close enough to see her eyes, you're dead.
Sounds plausible right...?
She returned to her seat and picked at the beans. Finally grabbing a chicken leg, America started aplauding to which he quickly stopped.
They all continued to have an extremely awkward dinner until Ciedonia stopped eating and broke the silence. "Your beans suck ass, Myote."
"Eeeek!"
She grabbed a bottle of sake and poured herself a tall glass mixed with punch and took a big sip. "America, work on spicing your dragon meat."
"Eh?"
She also took some tea-bag lobster and commented, "And England," She pulled out a bag of mint tea, "tea-bag lobster is not putting a literal tea bag in lobster. It's marinating it in basil and ginger tea."
"S-sorry..."
"What happened guys? A girl can't go on a damn diet without the other people freaking out?!" She exclaimed, standing up, "Fuero Dazu is not about food but rather thanks to my goddess..."
Everyone looked at her again weird....
The room was silent until Liliana got up and applauded. Then everyone one by one started to join in.
"Yeah that was awesome!" America shouted to Kiraishi, "As the hero, I'll start desert next!"
~Original comic: Technical Difficulties: book 1: The New Country... Chap: 15, mini comic: The Ciedonian Bengo Diet~
(Yeah um... this book was originally a comic I was gonna write. I wrote mini comics for the story but never an original... so when I write mini chapters, ill reference the mini comic like this... oh and the original title was going to be Technical Difficulties and separated into different books)
