V4 | 2.0: OZZIES

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Heya there! Got a 'lil busy so yeaaahh, but at least I dropped the new chap, right?
For yall, it's probably Saturday or somethin', considering I'm writing this on Friday at exactly 5:18.
Anywho, a new episode comes with more experimenting with how to write this shi.

ALSO Y/N GOT A HEIGHT UPGRADE, HE'S 7'2 NOW (these tall ass characters bruh...)

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Y/N P.O.V

After I prepped myself with a suit and tie, that, may I add, barely fucking fit..

I grabbed my motorcycle and went over to where Moxxie and Millie were having their date... Which was at OZZIES. A restaurant, or, a place full of horniness that was hosted by none other than the Sin of Lust... Asmodeus.

My cycle zoomed past other civilians in the cold night, this wasn't much longer after I had been declared a new overlord. Though, since Lucifer told me he'd have some things set up so I can be an 'official' overlord, I'm quite sure that I'm still considered just a random demon who works for an assassin company.

Despite that, I'm feeling oddly confident today. Maybe a bit too confident, though, that didn't really matter. It's not like I'm going to fight Asmodeus or something.. (😈)

I yawned loudly through my helmet, glancing to the right as I turned and zipped across the street.

Y/N: "Lust... Really Moxxie?"

I wasn't too fond of the idea of a wholesome couple like those two going to a sex-driven hell ring with the intention of a nice night. Especially going to OZZIES, a place where EVERYONE there wants to fuck.

Though at least I'll be there to say hey and enjoy myself for the night, after all, I've been kind of yearning for a drink nowadays.

Unfortunately, I've been riding around for over an hour now, and I've only just gotten into Lust.

Not only that, but Asmodeus decided to put OZZIES right in the far left of the ring, whilst I was in the far right. So I've got about another 30 minutes of driving.

Not like I don't hate it, though. It's pretty refreshing to feel the wind flap across my face and listen to 'I Walk Alone' at night.

Like I said, Rock solos.

Anywho, I'm getting closer by the minute. I would've already been there if I decided to not abide by the law, which everyone else does.

I almost got hit a couple of times, but I swerved around without fail.

Starting to actually think that demons drive worse than humans.

Now that I think about it, every time I drive to go meet the guys for a kill, or to hang out, I always reminisce about how long I've been working for these weirdos.

So, how about I do it again?

I've been in this company, for about... Three months? Less or more, I don't care.

Honestly, I didn't really like Blitzø at all at first—but he's quite alright. Not that I still wanna punch his guts in, but he's not as half-assed as I thought he was.

Moxxie's wife is also pretty nice, nothing like Chaz, thank god.

And Loona...

We don't talk about that vermin.

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