Hotch has created a chat!
Hotch changed the name to BAU Group Chat!
Hotch added Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, David Rossi, Sencer Reid, Jenifer Jareau and Y/n L/n!
Hotch: This is a work only group chat, for work purposes. Please keep it that way. I'm speaking to you Derek and Emily.
L/n: hah you bitches got told 🤪
Hotch: you too y/n.
Prentiss: hah you got told bitch 🤭
Rossi: what is this?
Hotch: this is a work group chat Dave.
Morgan: sup hoes 😁😁😊😎😎😎🤩
Hotch: Derek, no.
L/n: bad Derek 😒
Prentiss: bad Derek 😡😡
Garcia: hello my crime fighting furry friends
Reid: I'm confused.
Jareau: so am i Spence..
L/n: these bitches out here being confused can't be me fr
Morgan: honestly, like bitches cant read????
Hotch: I'm only going to ask you two once. Stop right now.
Prentiss: daddy hotch coming for your asses 😜
Hotch: don't start emily.
Garcia: heheheeh 🤭🤭
Rossi: anyway kiddos, I'm having a pasta party if you'd all like to come?
Morgan: FUCK YES ITALIAN MAN
Prentiss: omg yes count me in hoes
Garcia: yes please!
L/n: omw papa pasta!!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤪😛
Jareau: what? But yes, Rossi, I'd love to come
Reid: I'd like to come too, however i am still confused?
Hotch: sure Dave, but please keep this chat for work purposes. That means everyone.
Morgan: bau dilfy= fun police
Hotch: Morgan what did i just say?
L/n: Morgan stop being a whore
Prentiss: honestly man, tf lmao
Jareau: guys pls
Garcia: what time Rossi?
Rossi: 7pm everyone!
Morgan: fuck yes 😎😎🤩😊😛🤪😛🤭🤭🤩
Garcia: okay!
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Garcia has changed the group name to BAU bitches 🤩
Hotch has been changed to Daddy Dilf 🤤
Rossi has been changed to Papa Pasta 🍝
Morgan has been changed to Fitty McFee 🥵
Prentiss has been changed to Goth Bangs 💀
Garcia has been changed to BBY GIRL ❤️
Jareau has been changed to Mamas 🤰🏻
L/n has been changed to Hot Stuff 🤭
Reid has been changed to Fairy 🧚🏻
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