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Fitty McFee🥵: SOMEONE BELP FUCK OML ANAJEJ

Daddy dilf 🤤: Derek, what's going on?

Goth bangs 💀: belp 😂

BBY GIRL❤️: chocolate thunder, what's happening????

Fitty McFee 🥵: SHE S TRYING TO KILL ME

Papa pasta 🍝: who is?

Fitty McFee 🥵: SPENCER REID COME GET YOUR BITCH ON A LEASH GUCK

Goth bangs💀: guck 😂

Fairy 🧚🏻: please don't call y/n a bitch and ask me to treat her like a dog. But what is she doing?

Fitty McFee🥵: TRYING TK KILL ME I SEEAR ON MY LIFE I DKNT DO ANYTHING

Mamas 🤰🏻: i can see everything that's happening rn. It's so funny you guys.

Goth bangs 💀: omg wait what's happening?

Mamas 🤰🏻: y/n is literally just chasing him around with Spencer's shoe

Fitty McFee 🥵: SHE IS BERY THREATENING

Goth bangs 💀: pussy

Daddy dilf 🤤: y/n, please stop chasing Derek, you both have paperwork. And give Spencer his shoe back.

Fairy 🧚🏻: so that's where my shoe went.

Hot stuff 🤭: DEREK MORGAN WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?? 😈😈

Fitty McFee 🥵: NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS

Papa pasta 🍝: I'm so confused right now.

Hot stuff 🤭: come out come out where ever you are Derek 😈

Fitty McFee 🥵: NO

Hot stuff🤭: I'm gonna find you Derek Morgan 😈😈😈😈😈

Fitty McFee 🥵: BEGONE FOUL DEMON

Goth bangs 💀: who's got the popcorn 🍿 👀

BBY GIRL❤️: this is priceless oml. I'm watching through the cameras

Fitty McFee 🥵: WHO TOLD HER WHERE I WA HIDING??

Daddy dilf🤤: i did. This is quite amusing.

Fitty McFee🥵: NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Daddy dilf 🤤: sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fitty McFee 🥵: FUCK