BAU bitches 🤩
Daddy Dilf 🤤: garcia, what happened to our names?BBY GIRL❤️: sorry sir, Morgan threatened to take my favourite shoes....
Fitty McFee 🥵: snitch 😒
Goth Bangs 💀: i for one, love the names
Hot Stuff 🤭: Morgan you wanna tell us smth?? 🤨🤨
Fitty McFee 🥵: nah 😛
Mamas🤰🏻: one word replies? Morgan is def hiding something
Fairy 🧚🏻: perhaps he's just tired?
Goth bangs 💀: nah he ain't
Hot stuff 🤭: bitch share with the class
Fitty McFee 🥵: I'm not hiding anything!!! 😕😡😒😒🥲 y'all are being rude
Papa pasta 🍝: what is with y/n's name then?
Fitty McFee 🥵: have you seen her??? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Hot stuff 🤭: awww ty baby boy
Goth bangs 💀: erm what 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Hot stuff🤭: he's my number one hype man babes
Mamas 🤰🏻: is there something going on between you two?
Fitty McFee 🥵: WHAT NO SHES LIKE MY SISTER WHAT STOP EW 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Goth bangs 💀: sweet home Alabama
Hot stuff 🤭: EMILY WTF BRO NAHHHHH
Daddy dilf 🤤: what on Earth is happening?
Papa pasta 🍝: Emily and JJ think that Y/n is with Derek.
Fairy 🧚🏻: i don't think so. Y/n and Derek have known each other for many years, pretty much since they where children. It is unlikely that they would have any romantic feelings for one another.
Mamas 🤰🏻: pretty boy, do you know something we don't? 🤨🧐
Fairy 🧚🏻: no, everyone knows that the two of them grew up together.
Daddy Dilf 🤤: Reid is correct. From what i am aware, Morgan has had a very close friendship with Y/n for a very long time.
Papa pasta 🍝: that's very nice, I'm glad you two are still good friends after such a long time!
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Pretty boy and mine ❤️
Pretty boy: why do they think you and Morgan are together?
Mine ❤️: because he put my name as hot stuff in the group chat
Mine ❤️: and the way we interact with each otherPretty boy: but I'm confused? You've always been like that with Morgan.
Mine ❤️: i know but it's mainly because of the name in the group chat
Mine ❤️: don't worry, you're the only one for me. I love you and you only Spence ❤️❤️Pretty boy: i know, i love you too.
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Fitty McFee🥵: nah shut the front door
Goth bangs 💀: what??
Fitty McFee 🥵: our little tooth fairy is blushing at his phone!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Mamas 🤰🏻: I'm sorry what did you say??
BBY GIRL❤️: where's y/n? She usually has something to say...
Hot stuff 🤭: i heard my name who summoned me
BBY GIRL❤️: woah
Fitty McFee 🥵: baby girl why'd you summon the demon? 😡😡😡
Hot stuff🤭: ex fucking scuse me
Fairy 🧚🏻: that's not very nice Morgan.
Daddy Dilf🤤: why do i even try

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