BAU bitches 🤩
Hot stuff 🤭: I'm getting so sick of these double standards yo. Burn a body at the morgue and "you're doing your job" but do it at home and you're "destroying evidence" like wtf
Papa pasta 🍝: um, y/n.
Daddy dilf 🤤: y/n i think it's time for about her phyc eval.
Hot stuff 🤭: nuh uh
Fitty McFee 🥵: tf you mean nuh uh? 🤨
Fairy 🧚🏻: y/n, sweetheart.
Hot stuff🤭: yes my love?? 😍 *flutters lashes from across the desk*
Fitty McFee 🥵: *punches you from across the desk*
Hot stuff 🤭: *gaslights you into not being a bitch*
Papa pasta 🍝: what the fuck?
Daddy dilf 🤤: are you two actually fighting? Because if so, come to my office. We will not have violence in the bullpen.
Goth bangs 💀: crotchie hotchie shut up
Mamas 🤰🏻: we need popcorn
Fairy 🧚🏻: I'm confused. But also, Morgan please don't fight with y/n. And vice versa.
BBY GIRL ❤️: awww you two are so cute 🥰
Fitty McFee 🥵: *aggressively dances at you*
Hot stuff 🤭: *lovingly kicks you in the kneecap*
Daddy dilf 🤤: I'm confused. Are those two going to actually fight?
Goth bangs 💀: good god hotchie poo no they're not
Mamas 🤰🏻: they're doing some stupid role play thing
BBY GIRL ❤️: someone bring popcorn 🍿
Fitty McFee 🥵: *punches you in the boob that turns to a nipple twister*
Hot stuff🤭: WOAH DUDE
Goth bamgs 💀: TOO FAR MORGAN
BBY GIRL❤️: *throws popcorn and boos* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mamas 🤰🏻: low blow you bald whore
Papa pasta 🍝: i don't get it? Did Morgan actually do that?
Daddy dilf 🤤: i give up. Dave i don't actually think they're doing anything.
Fairy 🧚🏻: Derek, please keep your hands to yourself and off of my girl.
Mamas 🤰🏻: AAWWWWWWW
BBY GIRL ❤️: you are too cute i can't omg
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