BAU BITCHES 🤩
Hot stuff🤭: MORGAN WHEN I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT
Mamas 🤰🏻: all caps and no emojis? Damn, she's mad
Fitty McFee🥵: I SAID IM SORRY PLEASE
Hot stuff🤭: BITCH IDC
Goth bangs💀: erm what's going on??? 🧐
Papa pasta 🍝: what does y/n mean by on sight?
BBY GIRL❤️: it basically means that the next time she sees Morgan, she's gonna fight him. What did you do chocolate thunder?
Daddy Dilf🤤: y/n, you are not fighting Derek. What is the matter?
Hot stuff 🤭: HE SAW SMTH HE SHOULDNT HAVE SO IF HE DOESNT WANNA CATCH THESE MF HANDS HES GONNA KEEP HIS FAT MOUTH SHUT
Fitty McFee 🥵: I APOLOGISED WHEN YOU WERE CHASING ME AND EVEN BEFORE IM SORRY GOOD GOD WOMAN 😭😭
Goth bangs💀: omg baldy what did you see
BBY GIRL❤️: wait I'm curious now what do you see?
Hot stuff🤭: HE DIDNT SEE A GODDAMN THING
Mamas🤰🏻: we'll he obviously saw something 🧐🧐🧐
Daddy dilf🤤: Garcia, check the security cameras.
BBY GIRL❤️: yes sir, just give me a minute
Hot stuff 🤭: NO NO DONT PENNY PLEASE
Goth bangs 💀: what are you hiding y/n?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐
Hot stuff 🤭: NOTHING BC ITS A SECRET BETWEEN ME AND THE INVOLVED PARTY
Papa pasta 🍝: y/n, you can come tell me if you'd like.
Mamas 🤰🏻: wait where's Reid??
BBY GIRL ❤️: OH MY GOD
Goth bangs 💀: WHAT WHAT OMG WHAT
Hot stuff 🤭: PENNY DONT DO IT
Fairy 🧚🏻 : hey everyone 👋🏻
Daddy dilf🤤: hello Reid. Garcia, what did you find?
BBY GIRL❤️: I CANT TELL YOU Y/N WILL KILL ME
Fitty McFee🥵: WAIT YOU SAW?????
BBY GIRL ❤️: YES I SAW
Fitty McFee 🥵: ITS CRAZY ISNT IT!!!!!!
BBY GIRL ❤️: OH MY GOD YES IT IS
Fairy 🧚🏻: what's going on?
Goth bangs💀: OH MY GOD
Papa pasta 🍝: i have no idea Reid.
Hot stuff 🤭: EMILY???!!!?!?
Goth bangs 💀: I WENT TO PENNYS CAVE AND I SAW
Hot stuff 🤭: PENELOPE
BBY GIRL ❤️: IM SORRY, I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS THERE
Mamas 🤰🏻: i need to know what's happening
Goth bangs 💀: COME SEE
Fairy 🧚🏻: oh.
Daddy dilf 🤤: what's up Reid?
Fairy 🧚🏻: i just read over the chat.
Mamas 🤰🏻: OH MY GOD????? Y/N!!
Hot stuff 🤭: DEREK IM GONNA FUCKING PUNCH YOU
Fitty McFee 🥵: WHY
Daddy dilf 🤤: alright. Someone tell me what is going on?
BBY GIRL ❤️: SIR WE CANT
Papa pasta 🍝: why not?
Mamas 🤰🏻: BECAUSE Y/N MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL US ALL
Goth bangs💀: FR LIKE GIRLS BOUTTA ENTER HER UNSUB ERA
Fitty McFee 🥵: SHE SCARES ME
Daddy dilf 🤤: Derek Morgan, you tell me what you saw right now.
Fairy 🧚🏻: oh no...
Papa pasta 🍝: I'm intrigued.
Fitty McFee 🥵: FINE. Y/N AND SPENCER WERE MAKING OUT IN THE MEETING ROOM AND IF I HADNT WALKED IN IM PRETTY SURE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME BABY MAKING ON THE TABLE
Daddy dilf 🤤: l/n, Reid, is this true?
Fairy 🧚🏻: um, yes sir.
Hot stuff 🤭: ..... yes
Papa pasta 🍝: oh my.
Daddy dilf 🤤: is there more to your relationship?
Hot stuff 🤭: we've been dating for about three months sir...
Daddy dilf 🤤: well as long as you keep you relationship professional whilst at work, and far away from Strauss, then i don't care.
Fairy 🧚🏻: thank you sir.
Hot stuff 🤭: thank you sir
BBY GIRL ❤️: aw that's so cute 🥰🥰
Hot stuff 🤭: thanks penny ❤️ Derek, you still a dead man
Fitty McFee 🥵: WHY
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