Let's Kick Some Ash!

Loo Loo Land

WARNING: The following contains graphic violence, naughty language, sad horny demons, depressing backstories, and is intended for mature audiences.

VIEWER/READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

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3rd Person POV

It was looking to be another slow day at the office with Blitzø in his office doing who-knows-what and everyone was doing their own thing.

"I'm not sure that's very safe Ayden." Moxxie pointed out seeing how Ayden was sprawled out on the couch throwing darts at a target taped to the ceiling above her as he was busy organizing some files on their previous targets and clients.

"I don' tell ya how to kill people, you don't tell me how to kill time." She retorted back slightly in more of a bored than defensive tone.

"Damn the kitty actually has some claws..." Loona commented from where she was sitting at her desk scrolling through her phone as usual.

*BANG*

Out of nowhere, a faint banging sound coming from Blitzø's office was heard and even felt from how some vibrations spread through the walls making the ceiling shake a bit as well.

*SHINK*

A dart abruptly sunk itself into the couch right by Ayden's neck and she looked up to see the darts starting to shake themselves loose from the ceiling as she cried out,

"Oh shite!"

Rolling off the couch just seconds before the rest of the darts fell from the ceiling and impaled the couch where she had been lying.

"Phew..."

*CLICK*

Ayden only had a second to sigh in relief before she heard a camera click and saw that Loona had filmed that whole thing and Moxxie was giving her his smug 'I told you so' expression, but just as she was about to tell them both off they all heard Blitzø yell through a megaphone,

"M and M, Triple A, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!"

She and Moxxie went over to his office as he opened the door to ask,

"Loo Loo Land?"

"Loo Loo Land?" Ayden repeated before Millie burst her head through the door window excitedly to exclaim with stars literally in her eyes,

"Loo Loo Land?!"

"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø announced again through the megaphone before Loona yelled at them all,

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

"Oh buy some earphones already!" Ayden yelled back at her before Blitzø told them all,

"Alright people look alive, his Royal Horniness wants us to bodyguard him and his kid at Loo Loo Land so we need to dress for the job."

Pointing to a locker where three black and white suits were seen on hangers with the names 'Millie', 'Moxxie', and 'Aiden' on sticky notes attached to them.

Ayden's tail started twitching and puffing up in agitation at the sight of the suits as Moxxie pulled out his and Millie's to question,

"How exactly do you know our sizes, Sir?"

"Cause he goes through your closet when yer not home?" Ayden theorized with a shrug as she took her suit in one paw, shaking off her moment of inner turmoil, before ripping the sticky note off with her free paw and telling Blitzø, "My name's with a 'y', not an 'i' bt dubs and there's no way I'm wearin' this stiff's suit."