WARNING: The following contains graphic violence, strong language, sexual themes, mentions of attempted rape, as well as rampant demon horniness and extreme depressing feels... so yes, it's intended for mature audiences.
VIEWER/READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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3rd Person POV
In the I.M.P. office, Loona was seen reading "Imp Gossip" with Stolas's Grimoire open next to her, playing coaster to her drink bottle before it rolled off the table as the page it was resting on started to glow and open the portal to the Living World.
As soon as the portal opened, the sounds of men's screams were heard as a tree fell through along with a man's head before Moxxie poked out of the leaves with a buzzing chainsaw in his hand as Blitzø walked through with an axe in his hand cheering,
"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"
"Still don't get why I coul'n't take some of their hea'ts I mean c'mooon, they woulda been huuuge!" Ayden came through covered in blood but sulking petulantly as she whined before Moxxie deadpanned,
"Cause you still haven't finished the hearts in the fridge from the last mission..."
"Oh... right..." Ayden switched to sulking in an 'alright fair point but I'm still not happy about it' manner before she got on all fours to shake the blood off of her.
It had been a few weeks since Ayden's secret of being a half-human, half-demon hybrid was revealed to the team, her holy water burns had healed and the basics of her story had been told to them all (dad who was most likely the demon who fucked her human mom left them as a baby, became more demon on her Friday the 13th 13th birthday, left home and wandered the streets of Hell and the Living World for a little over 2 years before meeting and joining I.M.P. while living in a burrow in the Living World) and, even though they could tell she was still leaving some things out, especially in that 2 year gap, Millie and Moxxie had urged Blitzø and Loona not to push her any further until she felt more comfortable sharing the potentially troubling parts of her past.
She'd been staying with Millie and Moxxie at their apartment as a result and, while she tried to help out around the house to show her gratitude, they kept reminding her it could be temporary if she wanted to eventually get her own place but they were happy to help out for as long as she needed it.
"AHHH! I'm still so jazzed up!" Millie came crawling through the portal on all fours like a crab with an axe in her mouth before she yelled excitedly breaking the axe in half with her bare hands, Ayden barely ducked out of the way of the flying pieces when she threw them.
"Well you better stay jazzed, babe." Moxxie pointed some finger guns at her before asking, "Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie." Blitzø cut in, making Moxxie frown at being interrupted before announcing, "Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street, even you Kid."
"Fuck yeah!" Ayden fist-pumped as she cheered.
"No!" Moxxie yelled before pointing out, "OK, 1) Ayden is still a minor and we've already let the drinking thing pass far too many times."
"W's only twice..." Ayden deadpanned with her arms crossed.
"And 2) It's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"
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