Let's Kick Some Ash!

Spring Broken

WARNING: The following contains graphic violence, naughty language, horny demons, VERY horny humans, mentions of attempted rape and domestic violence, self-harming, and suicidal thoughts, and is intended for mature audiences.

VIEWER/READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

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3rd Person POV

In the Living World, in an alley behind a local coffee shop in Chicago, a hellcat crawled out of a burrow after batting aside a cardboard box that'd been covering it that went under the pavement and shook itself off before dipping down in a stretch and straightening back up to shift into Ayden's demon cat form so she could stretch her arm out to open a portal to Hell on the wall behind her.

"Hup!" She leaped through to land in front of an apartment just as loud music was heard in the approaching distance and the I.M.P. van screeched to a stop in front of Ayden so she could throw open the door and jump in with Millie and Moxxie in the back, slamming the door shut behind her as they sped off to I.M.P. headquarters in the span of a few seconds.

As the van was bumping along down the road, a rock song came over the radio that Blitzø seemed to recognize from the way he yelled,

"I love this song!"

Before trying to sing along with it,

♫ You were a spicy little-uh-Demon with the-uh-bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Rocking out to it while Loona looked only mildly annoyed as she kept scrolling through her phone, Moxxie and Ayden tried to cover their ears, and Millie rolled down the window closest to her to stick her head out smiling, looking back to Ayden to gesture for her to do the same but she just shook her head and "whispered" to her,

"'at's more a dog's thing."

Not-so-subtly looking to Loona who hadn't heard her just as Blitzø kept singing,

♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went-♫

Just as they pulled into the crowded parking lot about to make it to the company's parking space, a pink, topless car with a license plate that read "SUCKS-4-LIFE" pulled into their parking space forcing Blitzø to yell as he honked the horn,

"Oh, shit! Fu-"

Right as he slammed on the brakes to make the van skid to a stop, much to Ayden's dismay as she shrieked and dug her claws into the seats to keep herself from flying out the window, leaving deep scratches in the seats.

"Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!" Blitzø hissed before he pulled out a megaphone and shouted into it, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot-"

But stopped as soon as he saw the passenger of the car and yelled in surprise,

"Oh, shit! Verosika!"

Ayden raised an eyebrow at the fact that Blitzø knew the woman in question and looked out the window to see that she was a pink-skinned succubus with long pink hair, a tail, and wings wearing a short dress under a large fur coat, round sunglasses, thigh-high razor-sharp heels who blew a bubblegum bubble before snapping,

"Blitzo."

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-" Blitzø was cut off as he fell out of the window from leaning too far out before finishing his rant with, "-three Rings DOWN!"