All I have to say about this one beforehand is; I hope you all appreciate the things I do to keep y'all engaged with my fanfics... and that I have never been so cringed at being purposefully cringey...
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WARNING: The following contains graphic violence, strong language, sexual themes, cringy tropes, as well as rampant demon (and human) horniness... so yes, it's intended for mature audiences.
VIEWER/READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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3rd Person POV
The scene opens on the desk at the I.M.P. office where a mission folder is tossed open on Blitzø's desk to reveal the mission info from the client alongside a poster for some kind of anime;
TARGET: Emberlynn Pinkle
LOCATION: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA
DESCRIPTION: Gothy 20 something
INFO: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.
In the Living World, Blitzø is seen skulking through the bushes as he chats on the phone,
"Aw thanks Mills, but I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl." He paused for a second to listen to her question before answering, "I only brought the puss 'cause they were fighting with my Loony Toony, so you enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it-"
As if on cue, Jin leaped out of the bushes and made exaggerated spy motions as they surveyed the area and tried to roll forward only to fall to the side before rapidly getting back up and running off toward the house just as Blitzø was retorting back to Millie,
"-Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye Mills!"
He hung up and dove into the bushes after Jin as they both came up to the target's house and peeped through the window to the living room where a man and woman were watching TV from the couch.
Chuckling mischievously, Blitzø saw a window close to a tree in the front yard and Jin meowed in a challenging tone before they started to scramble up the tree ahead of him,
"No ya don't...!"
Blitzø was quick to catch up with them and grabbed their tail to stop them from getting to the top first but also made them yowl in pain,
"MRE!"
Almost blowing their cover when the father turned on the front yard light and Blitzø grabbed Jin by the scruff of their neck to dive into the tree leaves as the father stuck his head out the window before grumbling as he turned off the light and went back to the couch,
"Damn trash pandas...!"
Sticking their heads out of the foliage to make sure their cover wasn't blown, Blitzø scolded Jin in a hiss whisper,
"You almost got us caught...!"
"Hssss...!"
Making them hiss back at him before sticking their nose up and away from him snobbily before they noticed the target through the bedroom window and pointed with their nose.
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Let's Kick Some Ash!
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