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(cut to Android 17 inside the van waiting for her sister talking to Shin and laughing, said sister who's inside a clothing store)
ANDROID 18: (wearing a western-styled outfit and looking at a mirror) This is... the best... you've got?
STORE OWNER: That is our top-of-the-line! How do you like it?
ANDROID 18: "Like" is a strong word. So is "tolerate". "Hate's" actually lookin' a little weak right now.
STORE OWNER: Oh, but darlin', you look like the most beautiful rose in a rose garden! I'm sure if I came home with you, my daddy might even love me again!
ANDROID 18: And that is my cue to leave. Later, cowboy. (begins to walk out of the store)
STORE OWNER: Uh, sweetheart, you gotta pay for those... (stutters as Android 18 leaves the store) Cash or credit! (runs up to the van as Android 18 gets inside) The register's on the inside! You are getting into your car! You are drivin' away! (the androids drive away) And I have been robbed... You blonde bimbo, you get back here this instant!
(the van stops and then begins to reverse back in the store keeper's direction)
STORE OWNER: (while running back inside) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cut to Trunks and Gohan flying towards the mystery time machine)
TRUNKS: All right, we should be getting close to the site.
GOHAN: Um, Mr. Trunks?
TRUNKS: What's up?
GOHAN: If you don't mind me asking... you know me in the future, right?
TRUNKS: Yeah. Actually, you were my mentor.
GOHAN: Oh, wow! What is adult me like? [you don't wanna know the answer to that.]
TRUNKS: Well, I suppose you take a lot after your mother and our father...
GOHAN: (confused) In what regard? And what do you mean "our dad"?
TRUNKS: You're the strongest, bravest warrior on the planet. As for the our dad, I think you can guess.
GOHAN: Oh! Okay, good. By the way, why do you keep staring at my arm?
TRUNKS: Oh, uh... Hey, what's that? (notices a mossed up time machine)
GOHAN: Oh!
(they land near the mysterious time machine)
TRUNKS: Well, this definitely looks my time machine... but it also looks like it's been here for ages.
GOHAN: Ooh, a mystery! I never get to solve mysteries! Like Sherlock Holmes or Batman! Usually we're just busy fighting people. Like Bruce Lee... or Batman.
