Thunder: What are you thinking about?
Speeda: If you're swimming on the sun, and you're pet penguin Jerry catches a cold, what do you have between your teeth?
Thunder:
Thunder: A teaspoon, cuz cats hate Star Trek.
Speeda: Yes.
Voltix: What the FUCK.
*****
Purge: I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna end it all...
His bros: *hug pile* Nuh-uh!
*****
Witch Doctor: Sexual and romantic life? I prefer cake.
*****
Highschool AU
When Purge visited his cousin
Surge: 'ight, good night.
Purge: Good night. Just so you know, I don't sleep a lot, so you'll probably hear me walking around.
Surge: ... dude same.
Purge: For real??
Surge: Ya.
Both: Yooooooo!
*****
HS AU
Furno: Mom, I'm gay.
Motha: I KNEW IT I mean, thanks for telling me. Love you.
Furno: I'm gay.
Fatha: Good job.
******
Surge: What are you reading?
Zib: A self-help book.
Surge: What's it called?
Zib: *holds book cover to him*
Title: Get the F*CK of your ASS you sad sack of sh*t go do something in the world you f*cking FAILURE.
Surge:
Surge: Ah.
*****
HS AU
BP: *gets dragged into a group convo and is suffering*
Student: What about you?
BP: *fiddling with his fingers* Huh?
Student: Do you have a significant other?
BP: I uh- well uhm-...
School bell rings
BP: Ah shoot dangit an' a boot, looks like I gotta scoot! Uh bye! *Runs off*
*****
Zib: My ability to give a sh*t died with my childhood innocence.
Renata: He was four.
*****
Voltix: Speeda can literally disregard his own safety and health no matter if he has a fever or broke a bone, but as soon ANYONE else is sick or injured-
YOU ARE READING
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HumorNew book, new start. I shall suffer upon giving up my main book
