Stringer: Why do you keep buying new dice?
Bulk: Because they're tasty
Stringer: Yeah I guess they are pretty- did you say tasty?
Bulk: *puts one in his mouth, go crunch crunch* Tasty.
*****
Thunder: Speeda. You can't be so reckless.
Speeda: *laying in his bed to recover* It's not a big loss anyways.
Thunder: You know that's not true.
Speeda: Same thing for me.
Thunder: *leans against the doorframe and sighs* Come on bro.
Speeda: No.
Thunder: Life isn't that bad
Speeda: *sits up* Then go on! TELL ME EVERYDAY IS A FUCKING BLESSING!
Thunder: ...
Speeda: Yeah. Kinda hard to sell it if you don't believe it, huh?
Speeda: *leans back* I just want to feel something.
*****
Esmeray: I'm gonna take a nap!
Purge: You're gonna take a nap?
Esmeray: I'm gon take a nap!
Purge: Alright
Esmeray: *plops onto the floor* Go'night! *Falls asleep*
*****
During Rotor and XPlode's wedding, someone decided to crash it
Meltdown: You wanna fight huh? YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Thunder: *picks him up with one arm* NOT DURING THE WEDDING
*****
Nebula: Stormer's so pretty.
Purge: Don't be jealous, you're pretty too.
Nebbie: I wasn't being jealous, I was being gay.
*****
K: *disappointed sigh* Guys, who ate all my powdered donuts?
Thunder: Wasn't me
Meltdown: Not me.
Speeda: *quickly yeets away the donut he's holding*
Speeda: Come on guys, who ate their donuts?
*****
Hide 'n seek
Orchid: Thunder?
Thunder: *hiding under the couch cushions*
Orchid: I can hear you b r e a t h i n g :)
Thunder: *Jesus Christ that's creepy ;-;*
*****
Them in a task trying to get into locked files
K: Guess the password
Speeda: *types in* Fucking Password
They get in
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