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Thunder: Wanna know a dangerous math equation?

Meltdown: Fine.

Thunder: Pick a number, any number. There are two rules: If it's an odd number, multiply by three plus one. If it's even, divide by two.

Meltdown: Alright. 7, 22, 11, 34, 17, 52, 26, 13, 40, 20, 10, 5, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1, 4, 2-

Meltdown:

Meltdown: Wait.

Thunder: See? No matter the number you choose, you'll always end up in the 4-2-1-loop. It's considered dangerous because many mathematicians have wasted their careers trying to solve it.

*****

Feeding an eel
(Elemental bursts as pets)

Surge: Yo, you want some?

Surge dropped a piece of meat into the tank. His eels swam over and went "nom nom nom"

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Quadal: Shit

Zib: *wheezes*

Quadal: Bro

Zib: I'm sorry that "shit" caught me off guard

Quadal: Bruh

Zib: I'm in a giddy mood I don't know why

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V: *stares at paint that got on his hand*

V: Hm... S a u s

V: *Puts hand in mouth*

Purge: This kid has no brain cells.

Boss: Obviously not he's a robot

*****

Rocka: Mom. At what point in adulthood do you feel like an actual adult and not a kid pretending to be an adult?

Zib: That's the funny thing. You don't.

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Thunder: Okay so I might be mad.

Thunder: But are the two e's in "bee" actually silent?

Meltdown: It is too early for this

Thunder: It's 3pm-

Meltdown: TOO EARLY

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Cam: There isn't any news today.

Daniella: Fuck it put on some Beethoven.

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Evo: I'm gonna start calling people medieval insults.

Furno: For example?

Evo: Fucking goose.

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Small dog: *barking loudly at Zita*

Owner: *trying to get it to stop while apologising and explaining that the dog is still in training*

Zita: *low bark once*

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