Thunder: Wanna know a dangerous math equation?
Meltdown: Fine.
Thunder: Pick a number, any number. There are two rules: If it's an odd number, multiply by three plus one. If it's even, divide by two.
Meltdown: Alright. 7, 22, 11, 34, 17, 52, 26, 13, 40, 20, 10, 5, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1, 4, 2-
Meltdown:
Meltdown: Wait.
Thunder: See? No matter the number you choose, you'll always end up in the 4-2-1-loop. It's considered dangerous because many mathematicians have wasted their careers trying to solve it.
*****
Feeding an eel
(Elemental bursts as pets)Surge: Yo, you want some?
Surge dropped a piece of meat into the tank. His eels swam over and went "nom nom nom"
*****
Quadal: Shit
Zib: *wheezes*
Quadal: Bro
Zib: I'm sorry that "shit" caught me off guard
Quadal: Bruh
Zib: I'm in a giddy mood I don't know why
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V: *stares at paint that got on his hand*
V: Hm... S a u s
V: *Puts hand in mouth*
Purge: This kid has no brain cells.
Boss: Obviously not he's a robot
*****
Rocka: Mom. At what point in adulthood do you feel like an actual adult and not a kid pretending to be an adult?
Zib: That's the funny thing. You don't.
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Thunder: Okay so I might be mad.
Thunder: But are the two e's in "bee" actually silent?
Meltdown: It is too early for this
Thunder: It's 3pm-
Meltdown: TOO EARLY
*****
Cam: There isn't any news today.
Daniella: Fuck it put on some Beethoven.
*****
Evo: I'm gonna start calling people medieval insults.
Furno: For example?
Evo: Fucking goose.
*****
Small dog: *barking loudly at Zita*
Owner: *trying to get it to stop while apologising and explaining that the dog is still in training*
Zita: *low bark once*
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