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HS AU

The gang played volleyball, which then turned into basketball because someone threw it at the hoop and the someone kicked it across the net.

The gang: *looks at referee*

Referee: ... 👍👍

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Phantom: A'ight Ima head out. *peace sign, jumps off of building*

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My geography teacher: The Mediterranean Seas will disappear eventually. Anyways-

Me: What

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Surge: *holds an oyster mushroom* Awe, they're almost too cute to be eaten.

Surge: Now tear them apart.

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Every other Advancement class teachers: Anyways, you're going to have a lot of fun in this subject, it's going to be awesome.

German Advancement class teacher: Don't pick this. It's suicide. For all the folks who chose Sports and have to decide between Maths and German, pick maths for your own sake.

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Boss: Okay, make sure he's on low.

CH: *goes for V's circuitry, electrocutes himself and collapsed*

Boss: SHIT-

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HS AU

Nero: *over the speakers* Ladies and Gentlemen, non-binary and binary, all the colours of the fucking rainbow

Akiyama: *heard cackling in the background*

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Stormer: Zita.

Zita: *laying on the bed, unknowing that Malin chewing on her tail*

Stormer: Zita.

Zita: *looks up*

Stormer: She's chewing on your tail

Zita: *shoots Malin a look*

Malin: *pauses and drops her tail, before moving her head aside and acts innocent*

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HS AU

Surge when stress or comfort eating: *munches on a chocolate bar*

Stormer: *unhinges his fucking jaw to eat cake*

Surge: ... You alright?

Stormer: No

Nex: My favourite food is cake and not even I do that are you okay?

Stormer: I already said no-

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Thunder: Speeda.

Speeda: Hm?

Thunder: Can you check if bones are actually wet or if it's just an online joke to make people uncomfortable?

Speeda: *not even pausing his game* There is a layer over your bone called periosteum which brings blood to the bones. That one is wet and so are the ligaments and muscles attached to it. However, if you were to remove those layers from the bone, the bone itself is dry.

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