Hero Factory incorrect quotes official book

#16

Surge: There's nothing to be afraid of. I don't bite.

Bulk: Yeah but do you stab?

Surge:

Bulk:

Surge: I don't bite.

*****

Purge: I love sleep. I love sleep a lot. But my unconscious apparently not.

Purge: Because like, listen. I could be seconds away from drifting into dream town.

Purge: And then I randomly start throwing left and right hooks.

Purge: It's especially bad when there are people around me. I dunno, I guess I'm some type of sleepy-jutsu or some shit

*****

Breez: I had people tell me I'm gonna regret it in the morning.

Breez: So I just sleep til noon cuz I'm a problem solver.

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Furno: I wrote a poem for you. Do you wanna hear it?

Surge: *about to reply*

Furno: You can hear it anyway.

Furno: There was a girl called Becky, whose looks could kill like machete. I'm a little bit drunk and my rhyming is junk. Spaghetti

Surge: Amazing.

*****

Next gen AU

Phantom: *assisting on a mission*  Vous avez vu la taille de ce truc ?! Je n'y retournerai pas ! Non, non, non, non, non ! (Did you see the size of that thing?! I'm not going back out there! No no no no no!)

Ella: You had a clear shot at the neck!

Phantom: Tu es fou ! Pendant un moment, j'ai voulu sortir, mais non ! Va te faire foutre ! Rocka m'a dit de ne pas venir avec toi et je suis là, à cause de toi ! (You're crazy! For a moment I wanted to go out there but no! Go fuck yourself! Rocka said not to come with you and here I am, because of you! (Referring to the whole team))

*****

V: *gets his arm ripped off during a mission*

V: *turns to the hero and deadpans* How uncivilized.

*****

Citizen AU

Girl: You're writing me a ticket?

Stormer: Yes, I am.

Girl: Do you know who my father is?

Stormer: Why, didn't your mother tell you?

That got her to shut up

*****

Human AU

Surge: I have an absurd amount of hair. It's not very long, I just have a LOT of it.

Surge: Now you might think, that's not an issue, until you learn that I shed like a damn DOG.

Surge: People have found my hair in their house even though I've never even BEEN to their homes.