Slytherin boys one shots/imagines

☆ - calling them your husband

tom
"hiya what can i get for you." the waitress said, only looking at tom and ignoring your presence.
tom looked at you as he started to notice your jealousy radiating on your face. "i'll take a cherry coke please and my husband will have a tonic, thank you very much." you said with a lot of arrogance. the waiter took the hint, she wrote your order down and walked away. "jealousy suits you, my dear." tom said with a massive smirk. he definitely enjoyed that.

draco
"what can i get started for you two?" the waitress said giving draco flirty looks. you snapped her out of her trance by taking draco's hand,"me and my husband will have the steak and potatoes, thanks." you said. the waitress walked away.
"husband huh?" draco said while lifting up one eyebrow. you shrugged your shoulders, ignoring his comment. "don't act like you didn't just say that."
"it's not a big deal draco, it's fine." you started to blush from embarrassment. he rubbed his tumb over your hand,"don't worry darling, i loved that. we should do this more often." he said giving you a wink.

mattheo
the waitress was flirting with mattheo all night. "would you guys enjoy some dessert?" she looked at mattheo and bit her lip. "me and my husband will have the cheque please." you said bitchy. mattheo's expression immediately changed, as he was shocked. she wrote the cheque, mattheo payed and you two left the restaurant. "i really did want a dessert tho.." he said sadly. "just wait till we get to the car." you said the him. he took your hint,"even better." he said smirking. (let's say he got his dessert🤭)

theo
"good evening how can i help you." the waitress asked you two. from the moment you guys entered the restaurant she had been staring at theo. "me and my husband will take a red bottle of fine." you said to her. theo almost chocked in disbelief of what he had just heard. "what-.." he managed to make out. you stomped his leg underneath the table. he looked at you and mouthed ouch!. she took your order and walked away. "y/n wtf?" theo said. "what? she was clearly flirting with you." you said back. "so you're admitting that your jealous?" he said with a smirk. "if that would make you feel better then, yes" you said rolling your eyes at him.

lorenzo
the waitress was clearly flirting with enzo all night. "should i split the bill?" she asked looking straight at you. "my husband will take it." you gave her a fake smile. Enzo blushed at your words but didn't say anything, he payed and you two left the restaurant. you two walked outside as he put his arm around your shoulders,"what a lovely night to call you my wife." he said looking at the stars. you smiled at his words.

blaise
"may i have your order?" the waitress asked obviously flirting with blaise. "yes my husband will have the beef and onions and i'll take the pulled chicken." you said feeling blaise's eyes staring at you. the waitress walked away, blaise stared at you in disbelief. "what?" you asked him. "nothing it's just-.." he tried to say. "i'm sorry that just happened she was pissing me off." you said to him. "hope she does that again." he smirked.

regulus
you two were done with dinner, regulus had just payed and you two walked to the exit of the restaurant. the waitress followed you and tried to make a move on regulus. you took his arm and said to her,"im sorry love, me and my husband are leaving." you said sarcastically as you dragged regulus outside. "husband huh?" he said to you. "don't like it?" you asked. "i actually did funny enough, something to get used to i guess." he said with a smile.

Im sorry this is so shit, there will be better content on the way🤞