Mike's Ninja turtle (Green Day Fanfic)

Mike the Hero.

Mike's POV

After Tré left, Billie and I got Kate sorted to go to bed. We looked through her backpack. We found a walk-man, two cassettes, a GameBoy, a few games, a stuffed pig, earbuds, a pencil box and a note book. She didn't bring any extra clothes.

"what do we do?" Billie asked me. I didn't have any fucking clue. Just then, she came out of the master bedroom wearing one of my band t-shirts. It fit her like a long dress. "well I'll be damned!" I muttered. "I guess she found herself some PJs!" Billie laughed. I chuckled.

"what does this say?" she asked, pointing to the lettering on the shirt she was wearing. Something useful they could have taught me in school would have been: 'how to improvise if a little girl asks what their shirt says and the shirt says 'never mind the bollocks by Sex Pistols' on it'. Cause I kinda just sat there going: shit. "it says never mind the bollocks by sex pistols" I said. I figured she wouldn't know what any of that meant. I was half right. "sex is a bad word!!" she hollered. I face palmed, so did Billie. She started to take it off because of the word 'sex'. "no, no, leave it on sweetie. It's fine." I said. She let go of the shirt. She grabbed her Walkman, her earbuds and her stuffed pig off the table and climbed into a bunk. She put the ear buds in and started singing to Walking Disaster by Sum 41. Billie and I smiled. "well, guess I better get back to my bus." he said. I gave him a worried look. "no, don't leave me!" I squealed. He pat me on the back. "dude, she's fine. You're doing great." he complemented while stepping off my bus. I sat looking at her. She was adorable. Listening to Sum 41, singing along. It was obvious that was one of her favourite songs. If I was Deryck Whibley, I'd be happy with myself. The song ended and she started dirnting the bass line for Longview. I couldn't help but grin like a fool. That was my bass line! She took out her earbuds "can you tuck me in?" she asked. She stared into my eyes. "okay." I answered.

I carefully pulled the blankets over her and said goodnight. "come here" she whispered I leaned my head in and she kissed me on the cheek. "good night mister... Uh... Mister Katar." she squeaked. I hugged her tight. "I love you too ya little trouble maker!" I said and went off to my room and turned off the light. Kate started screaming. "what, what?! Are you okay boo?" I panicked. "Sad Clown" she whimpered. I turned on the light and looked at her, both confused and concerned. "what? Sad Clown? I don't understand." I sputtered. She clutched her pig with a death grip. "she hides in the dark." she explained. I sighed. I fluffed the pillow on the bunk across from her. "I'll sleep here tonight, okay. Sad Clown can't hurt you when I'm around." I assured her. She reached out and touched my hand. "th-thank you Mr. Katar" she whispered. I ruffled her hair. "call me Mike." I said. She smiled.

I took off my shirt and just slept in my cargo pants. She looked at me funny. "you have big muscles." she murmured. I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

Kate's thoughts on the band

Mr. Silly is really funny. We both like ninja turtles! Mr. Nosey is really annoying. He likes to get in on my business. Mike or Mr. Katar is really nice. He saved me from Sad Clown! Sad Clown is afraid of Mike because he's really strong! I'm so happy they're nice to me! Mommy said not to trust strangers but the Mr. Men aren't strangers, they're like Tanner! I think that Mike should adopt me, like in Anne Of Green Gables!

//////the next morning//////

Mike's POV

It was a pretty smooth night except for Kate talking in her sleep. She seemed to be telling off Sad Clown. That made me happy. That meant she trusted me. I got up to toast some eggos.

She woke up when she smelled them. "can I have some?" she asked in a sweet voice. I put two on a plate. "Already done" I smiled. She sat down and ate. "we're going to the mall to get you some new clothes" I announced. Kate seemed bothered. "what's wrong?" I questioned. "I don't like shopping." she grumbled. I ruffled her hair. "don't worry. We can buy you just some shirts like that." I said, pointing to the one she was wearing. "only smaller" I added. She grinned at me "okay"

Tré was soon banging on the door. "get out here!!! We're going shoppingggg" he yelled. Kate giggled. "is that Mr. Silly?" she asked. She didn't know his name so I guess Mr. Silly was the best name she could come up with.

"yup" I sighed while walking to the door and letting in the banshee. "heyyy!! Where's my little ninja turtle!?" he asked while running to Kate. She ran into his arms and Tré hugged her. "hi Mr. Silly!" she greeted. Tré grinned like the Cheshire Cat. "hello sweet pea! Did you have a good sleep?" he returned the greeting and let her out of the hug. Kate ran to me. "he saved me from Sad Clown!" she boasted and pointed at me. Tré kept smiling. "yeah, Mikey can save you from anything!" he stated while bopping her on the nose.

After another while, Billie traipsed into the bus. She hid behind Tré. "watch out! That's Mr. Nosey! He likes to ask questions!" she alerted Tré. Tré nodded like he cared. In fact, I'm sure he was actually very interested.

"morning Katie!" he chirped. Kate ran out from behind Tré, stood in front of Billie and put her hands on her hips. "I KATE!" she screeched. "yeah, Billie!" Tré added. Billie facepalmed