Drunks

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Random: yo were you at gurl? Soooo fuckin hammered. Come to briateneys. We gonna get white girl wasssted

Hi there. Random intoxicated person, while I'd love to abandoned my soberity in the manner of a cocasion female. As you so equality wanted
I am unable to do so. I have a wire fully engagement known to many as a job. That starts promptly at 8 tomorrow. There fore I must decline your invitation. Never less I wish you all the best Please extend my sincerity regrets to Brittany.

Random: da fukc. Lol ru drunk already.

All right lets try this again...
OMG GIRL YOU GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAY!!!!

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