Mom: going out dinners in microwave
Daughter: awesome. Your the best. Were you heading.
Mom: he's going to show me his cock I'm super excited.
Daughter: wtf mom ewww why would you say thT
Mom : omg. His * C O C K
Daughter: yeah got it mom thanks
Mom: stupid phone DOCK. Where he keeps his boat
Daughter: yeah ok
Mom: excuse me??
Daughter : I'm telling dad
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Jokes
HumorHey jokes book again. Remake because my first one finished itself with eight jokes so same rules. Leave suggestions I'll mention you in it and yeah in joy
