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Thanksgiving day parents were fighting

The son ask dad what bitch ment and he said girl. He asked mom what basterd mean and she said boy. Dad was shaving and said shit told son it meant cream. Mom was carving the terkey and said fuck then told him it ment carve. Later that evening he introduced guests. He said. Welcome bitches and bastereds. My dads in the bath room putting shit on his face as my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey