Peeta

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Peeta: hey gale! I have a song for you

Gale: Peeta don't

Peeta: hey I just met you

Gale: no

Peeta: and here's my number

Gale: shut up or I'll shoot you

Peeta: cause I stole your lady

Gale: you can walk away alive or stay to die

Peeta / bye

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