My Story (An Avengers Fan Fic)

The Worst Team Ever

Chapter 6

The Worst Team Ever

     When we got to the room we had to sit at a big round table. I sat between Tony and Bruce. Tony because he was the only person there who would talk to me, and Bruce so I could keep poking him. After about a minute or so, this guy with an eye patch came in. He started talking about "working as a team" and "finding Loki". It was rather boring so I started poking Banner. I figured that if I was going to be stuck in that room I might as well get something accomplished. I must have poked him at least 103 times before he finally cracked.
     "Would you stop that?!" he exclaimed. Everyone turned to look at us. The one eyed guy looked pretty annoyed. "What on Earth is going on?" he asked. "She won't stop poking me! I don't have a clue why! She's been doing it ever since we met! Does she have a mental health issue that needs to be taken care of?"
     I wasn't sure what that was supposed to mean, but it didn't sound very nice. Living on my own for so long has taught me that you can't let people get away with being jerks. If you do, they'll walk all over you! That's why I did what I did. I punched him right in the nose.
     The whole room fell into complete choas the second my fist slammed into his nose. Someone grabbed me from behind and yanked me out of my chair. I saw about four guys, one of them being the one eyed guy, grab Banner and rush out of the room. I didn't have a clue where they were going in such a hurry. When I turned around to see who had grabbed me, you'll never believe it, it was Tony! I felt so betrayed! I pulled myself out of his grasp and glared at him. "What the heck was that for?!" I hollered. "I can't believe you just did that! You don't punch the hulk in the face!" he yelled back, completely ignoring my question. "What on Earth is a hulk?! And why shouldn't I hit him?! He had it coming!" Everyone in the room stared at me like I had two heads.
     Natasha walked over to me and handed my a laptop. She pushed a button and a video started playing. The video was a couple minutes long but it told me about the people I was stuck working with. When the video was over I looked up at the people in the room.
     "Oh... So that's what a hulk is... Oops." Everyone kept staring at me. I think they had wanted a bigger reaction. For once in my life I wasn't sure what I should say, so I chose not to say anything. I set my chair right side up and sat back down at the table. After a minute, the others sat back down too. We waited awhile for eye patch man to come back.
     When he finally returned he walked to the front of the table and looked at us all in turn. "Banner summed up his day here. From what I have put together none of you get along very well. I have come to the conclusion that this is the worst team EVER." And with that he strode out of the room in a sort of calm rage.