A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Man: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school *robot slaps son*
Son : OK, I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
Son: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *robot slaps dad*
Mom : HAHA! After all he's your son. *robot slaps mom*
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Ultimate Book of Laughter
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