The Boy Next Dorm (drako x reader

Muggle Struggle

Once sad lumpish dress number three is all zipped up and so are dracos pants, we descend. Draco slinks down some unbeknownst to me hallway, so that we dont go to breakfast together. even tho im pretty sure weve been pretty obvious at all the meals. and voldemort knows so...

When i get to breakfast the dining room is bustling. seems as though everyone had gotten up early today for the festivites. heard they were going muggle hunting tonight, big hit down here at the malfoys. some families go on a shopping spree, we go on a killing spree.

by we i mean them. i would never. i am a killing virgin. only thing im a virgin in tho as of late.

I take my usual seat. theo is there already and he pouts.

i reach for cranberry juice, not making eye contact with him, but he leans in anyway. proactive little bugger haha.

Before he can say anything, draco struts in. right drools and left moans jauntily.

Right pulls the chair out for him but he sassily walks past it.he moves around to our side of the table, a seat appears next to pansy. He leans over and looks at theo and i.

"you never came to 408 last night." Theo whispers in my ear.

"i fell asleep." i mutter, stuffing a biscuit in my mouth.

draco snorts, covering it up by clearing his throat and i shoot him bad vibes.

theo groans, rubbing his temples. "im trying to be assertie with you, but i cant when im imagining you all cuddled up in bed-"

"knowing her probably with a risky erotica."

theo snaps his head towards him annoyed, "what?"

"this fruit is exotic" draco cleverly covers pointing at the grapes. 

Theo turns back to me, "anyway, some fuzzy pjs, hair in a messy bun..."

"her hair def got messy.." draco mumbles to himself.

i know he patted himself on the back for that one liner.

"gosh darn when will he stfu." theo groans.

i nod my head. first relatable thing he has said since he was born. 

We sit in silence. I keep shoving biscuits in my mouth. they hit.

Then voldemort walks in. he must have overslept. he is yawning and is tightly wrapping his robe around himself. "good morning." he says in his 'ive just woken up' voice.

When he passes by draco, he runs his hand along the top of his chair. "how are you feeling draco, my almost son?-"

narcissa grimaces.

"afterall you did undergo the cruciatus curse. morning afters are always the worst."

"yep, i would know a thing or two about morning afters."

"exactly, so how are you feeling?"

"i didnt get a lot of sleep last night, but despite that, Im feeling quite potent. yk, virile."

i choke on my biscuit at this. Theo slams his fist against my back and propells me forward. My chin painfully hitting a platter of kiwis.

"hmm, okay. well you can go to bed early once we leave for muggle hunting-"

"or as i like to call it muggle struggle." edward juts in.

"-mkay?" voldemort finishes.

draco nods, sending me a glance as i rub my bruised chin. "mkay." he agrees.