The Boy Next Dorm (drako x reader

T'wasn't twat

Before I tell you about howgarts, lemme contextualize what happened before we left. so, 

lucius was all like "dracoo meet me in my study we gotta talkk"

and draco was all like "but daaad i have to go to the trainnn, i cannot be late."

"no but boy, i can make sure you arrive there later, i gotta talk. its important."

and so this leads me to present day. i am in hogwarts, but draco isn't here yet. he told me he would probs arrive by tonight.

flashback

"dont worry y/n, i will probably arrive by tonight"

end of flashback

rn I'm sitting in the great hall. not much goin on tbh. people r talkin n shi, the teachers arent tho. weird. dumbly always has some shit to say after break. theyre all jus sitting n staring.

all the gryffindors r having a fuckin ball yelling n shi, harry doesnt even seem upset that his parents r dead. 

i look around at my group, blaise is debating with rsb on highly confedential man stuff. theo is biting on a chicken bone and is  grumbling to himself about it having no meat on it. i dont know if he has discovered the possibility of grabbing another piece yet. 

pansy is with jim?!?!? wut.

i think about this. as i think my eyes wander, i land on ivan and iskender.

they are sipping on tea and looking around, occasionally muttering to each other n gigglin.

just as i try to lip read their lips cuz im edgy like that the doors slam open. 

voldemort appears, middle fingers ablaze.

the hall goes silent

harrys jaw drops and he screams as his hand goes to his head.

yea obvs its gonna hurt if u hit urself in the head dumby.

"my scarrrrrrrr" he wails.

ohhhhhhhhh

voldemort frolicks and throws extra middle fingers at the gryffindor table and uses his middle finger to push ron meanly.

he points to the slytherin table, where im at. #shoutout

"WUTS UP DAWGGGGSSSSSSSSSS! CAN I GET A AYOOOOOO FROM THE SLYTHERINSSSSS"

we say nothing.

"ayoooo." ivan n iskender giggle.

voldemort throws it back at the ravenclaws n ignores the hufflepuffs.

he flicks his wand at the professors table n they all disappear. he cackles. "betcha werent expecting that biiiiiiiiiiiitttttccccchhhhhh."

"uhm. where did they go i ponder." hermione comments.

"they were neva there biiiiiiiittttcchhhhh #gaslight. im da only professor u neeeeeeeeedddddd."

He finally skips all the way to the main table and hops up on it. spreading his hands out behind him and throwing his head back. He kicks his legs out and crosses them.

all of a sudden a "DA FUQ" rips out of one of the students.

i focus on locating the voice. this untold hero if you may. i locate him. or them, sorry.

its a him tho. o'connor to be precise. first name: o; middle name: '; last name: connor. middle name is silent. 

voldemort sighs and then looks at all of us, pursing his lips. he points at us. "when i look at this room, you know what i see? I see potential." he pauses and smirks. "and chicken." he laughs, but stops when he realizes no one else is laughing.