DNF- oneshots

13- Strip Clubs and Soda's

"Come on Karl! My boss needs one more worker for tonight! You're literally walking around the bar and taking empty glasses and bringing people drinks!
Plus, if it comes down to it, you've used the pole in my room before, you are really good!" George practically begged him not wanting to disappoint his boss.

He sat there, thinking. What if something bad happened? But what if something good happened? What if-

"Fine."

He replied finally giving in and pushing the other thoughts aside. "Great! I have a beautiful outfit for you hold on!"

George ran from his kitchen to his bedroom throwing his closet door open, going to the far right and pulling out an outfit. He had to be prepared underneath but on top he could wear a cute ass outfit. He also added accessories to it.

He placed it on the bed all laid out and went to the kitchen. "Ok, the outfits on the bed go try on." He went into the room taking off his clothes and putting on the outfit muttering how much he hates it... until he looked in the mirror

He walked back down the stairs to the kitchen to see George waiting. "You look so good Karl!"

He was wearing a dark blue and red plaid skirt with thin tan lines following the pattern, a dark red, long sleeve turtleneck, with a couple rings and a necklace.

"You want to put on some makeup?!" "Sure!" Karl responded trying to match the energy. He felt kind of confident in this outfit but he didn't wanna show it too much.

"Ok so I was thinking light red on the eyes with a simple winged eyeliner thennn...." George reached in his lipstick bag, "we top it off with some matte lipstick in the shade of 'in vogue'"

"Ok. Fine."

-an hour later-

They were both ready. Karl had on... something... underneath his outfit that George had also placed on the bed earlier that he put on. Meanwhile, George was wearing the same thing underneath a almost skin tight short black dress, easy to slip off.

They got in the car and headed off to the strip club.

Meanwhile...

"No. No! Don't be a pussy! You need some so bad it's heartbreaking! There is a smaller chance you'll hook up with a stripper but at least try!" Sapnap spoke, trying to help his friend. "Your one to talk. You haven't had sex or dated anyone in a year!" "That's why I'm going too, Dream!"

"You know what Sapnap. I'll go. Fine. But if I don't find anyone you're getting punched."

"Ok, well.. let's go then." Dream nodded and they both left the house driving to the strip club.

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When they got there music was blasting, guys dancing, and people bringing others drinks.

They went to a table thing by the stage and sat there watching how elegantly people moved.

"Why, hello. Can I get you boys anything?" "We might sound like buzzkills for this but two of.. some kind of soda?" Sapnap turned to look at the person and his jaw almost dropped. "Two sodas. Coming right up honey."
He watched his hips sway as he walked in that beautiful plaid skirt.

"Dream!" He said excitedly. "Did you see how hot he was?" "Yes! You should totally try something!"
Sapnap nodded, making up a plan and telling dream.

After three minutes they notice the hot guy with drinks. "He's so hot dude. If I had a chance with him who knows what I'd do..." "Hey, boys. Who are we talking about." "You baby."

"All good things I hope?" He said with a questioning look in his eyes. "Oh, better than good." Karl smiled and was about to reply when he felt a buzz, he got a message saying he was needed on stage.
"Um, here's my number," he pulled out a piece of paper and a pen, wrote down his number real quick, and gave it to him. "I gotta go. Bye, boys." He spoke with a win before scurrying off.

"Holy Shit! Let's go Sapnap."

"Yeah yeah, I'm just, wondering where he had to go to so quickly." "Hm.."

Just as Dream was about to say more the music stopped and someone spoke, "Now for KNF!!"
Music started playing and two boys walked out, went to their poles, and started stripping to the music, dancing on the poles. Etc.

That's when Dream looked up and saw him. "It's the guy!" Sapnap immediately looked up. "And his hot friend I guess."

"... those fucking latex bodysuits are hot dude."

Once the song was done Sapnap texted the number.

Mystery Man

Hey! it's the guy with the sodas

Hi! The name's Karl btw.
My name's Sapnap!

That's a...fun name!

Yeah. Um, when do you get off?

Now! We can go hang out but I'll have to bring my friend if that's fine?

My friend said, "I'm MORE THEN FINE WITH THAT."

Lol. Meet us outside.

Sapnap and Dream stood outside for a couple of minutes when the boys showed up. "Why hello boys." "Hello, Karl and... Karl's friend." "George." "Sapnap. And this is my friend Dream."

George let under his breath a 'holy shit' "Um Karl? A moment alone please." He dragged him by his arm a little bit away. "Dream is hot as shit. I had to bring you over here to stop myself from pouncing on him."
Karl laughed, "Just write down your number and give it to him at the end of the night and leave it at that."

George nodded and they both started walking over to them. "So, you boys single?" They both nodded. "Cool. Let's go. We want food." George said boldly.