Uptown Funk! Parody

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Spoiler Alert! If you haven't read the whole Maze Runner series, then continue reading at your own risk!
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This hit that maze code
The runner shoes and track hoes
This one for 'em hood girls
That group B
Straight masterpieces
Stylin' while in livin' it up in a scorched city
Got cloaks on, walking on and on
Thomas gets special treatment 'coz he's pretty
Minho's Hot
Hot Damn
Got a Tommy and a Newty
He's too hot
Hot Damn
He's a better leader than Alby
He's too hot
Hot Damn
Even the grievers know exactly who he is
He's too hot
Hot Damn
And mama Newt protects her babies
Break the glade down
Boys got your hallelujah (x3)
'Coz uptown glade gin' give it to ya(x3)
Bonfire night and we burnin' up
Don't believe WICKED just watch

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup put some liquid in it
Gally's drink, Frypan's eggs
Oh yeah? Watch your step
Got that box up
A girl enters
That's Teresa, God Dammit
And when she showed up, Thomas was in doubt
That if he really had been Newt's baby

Brenda's weird
No what?
She'll put Tommy under her spell
She's too weird
Hell yeah
And Teresa's gonna die a tragic death
She's a shank
Come on!
Bish you don't know what you're up against
She's a dork
Oh yeah!
And Newt is gonna be gone by the end

So Newt hit your hallelujah
Newt hit your hallelujah
Newt hit your hallelujah
'Coz Tommy's gonna give a bullet to ya (x3)
Bonfire night then Chuck dies
Now stop crying and watch!

Uptown glade you up
Uptown glade you up
I said uptown glade you up
Uptown glade you up!
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This is going to be the last chapter for this book!
Thank you all for voting and commenting! I hadn't updated since a long time, I know...
School sucks! And it kept me busy!
But anyways, I LOVE all of the mighty gladers and thank you again for supporting me!
And btw, English isn't my first language.
So one last time, thank you!
-Naynika
*breaks down crying*

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