"for my Spanish viewers, ¿por qué no los dos?"
Age: 14
You walk up to james and smile at him, he turns around and smiles back.
"Oh, hello big man"
he greets with his normal morning coffee in his hand, taking a little sip as he ruffles your hair a little.
"¡HOLA PADRE! SOY MULTILINGÜE"
You shout excitedly, he stares at you with the most confused but proud look ever.
".....what?"
He asks, then he processes it and his eyes light up.
"¡ESE ES MI CHICO!"
He shouts at you then picks you up and spins you round before placing you down again.
"SOMOS DOS GRANDES PROFESIONALES DE HABLA ESPAÑOLA, ACELERATE"
He shout again, you both having a massive smile on your face.
"pelotas,"
You say ominously, he looks at you with a look that said 'wtf?'
"Did...did you just say balls?"
He asks, very confused why you randomly said that
"Out of all the things you can say in Spanish like, ¿como esta tu dia? Or hola papa, te amo Nope, b a l l s."
He says and then bursts out laughing and so do you.
"¿Hola? ¿Hola? ¿Este es Jimbo Mazza? sí. tiene adicción al café...también es suizo"
You say with a massive grin on your face.
"IM NOT FUCKING SWISS IM ENGLISH JUST BECAUSE I WAS BOR-"
he rants in a joke shout way, you cut him off.
"tu calvo"
You say as you interrupt him.
"......Te darán en adopción, pequeño cretino."
"¿desacelerar?"
"DETÉNTE PEQUEÑA MIERDA"
267 words ITS FUNNY THIS TIME AND NEEDS TRANSLATION HAHA
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Small and big minds (James marriott)
HumorSome lil storys about a child and James marriott:D NO: •smut (ew.) •dating (literally a child) •anything seggual YES: •fluff •comfort TWs: •mentions of panic attacks and some other stuff which I will mention! :)
