Age: 15
You're sat in your room, listening to music through your headphones whilst drawing like the artist you were, your music was so loud you didn't hear James enter and start behind you so he could slightly hear your music, the lyrics were...
"la cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede fumar"
James looks confused but also finds this extremely funny, the song changes..
"TIGHT AS A VERGIN BOY DONT GET NERVOUS"
"(TIGHTTT)"
"IM HERE TO GIVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE"
"(RIGHTTTT)"
"I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR-"
the music is interrupted by James yanking your headphones off
"DISCULPE."
James says, pretty shocked, you look at him and realise he heard ALL OF THE SONG LYRICS. and not only that, he was speaking in Spanish which meant he was serious
"UHHHH...."
You say, in shock, you then get up and sprint out of the room, James gives chase
"¡OI PEQUEÑA MIERDA, VEN AQUÍ, TE JURO QUE TE PONDRÉ EN TIEMPO COMO A UN NIÑO!"
He shouts as he chases you round the house, you turn to look at him but run straight into a wall...
BANG
You shout in pain, all you hear from behind you is James..
" sigh maldito idiota.."
218 words and a new chapter after nothing for 3 months, so here!! More is coming!!!!!:3
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Small and big minds (James marriott)
HumorSome lil storys about a child and James marriott:D NO: •smut (ew.) •dating (literally a child) •anything seggual YES: •fluff •comfort TWs: •mentions of panic attacks and some other stuff which I will mention! :)
