Small and big minds (James marriott)

hypocrite!

Age: 10

You overhear James doing his stream in his office/room, you can make out what he's saying a little:

"CHAT FUCK OFF ABSOLUTELY NOT"

'hm? What did that mean...fuck? That's a cool sounding word!' You think, you listen more.

"what is this....*video* STOP WITH THE SHIT WILBUR THIRSTRAPS PLEASE."

'Ooo! I new one! Ha, that sounds silly:)!' You think to yourself.

About an hour passes and he's finished stream.

James walks out of his room and stretches,  he walks over to the kitchen and goes to make a coffee,  you trail in from the other room

"Hello jams!"

You chirp, that was your nickname for him since you still couldn't get it right, he wasn't too bothered by it tho, he found it quite adorable.

"Oh, hola  kiddo"

He greeted without turningto face you, you loved when he speaked Spanish, it sounded cool to you.

"Hello! What fuck is shit?"

You ask, DEFINITELY not using it in the right context,  James freezes and slowly turns around to face you, wided eyed.

"....where did you learn that language..?"

He asks, his voice being stern but full of confusion, but also...humor? He hid it well though.

"Fuck? Oh, cool words! Fuck, shit! Haha!"

You chirp happily again, James just stares at you but quickly snaps back into his senses.

"Hey! No, your too young to be saying those words! No bad words, no. Okay? Where did you hear those from, little guy!?"

He asks, a bit worried.

"I heard you say them! Whilst you were doing your...video people live thing! You said, "stop with the shi-"

Before you could get the word out, James had cut you off.

"Nope! Absolutely not, look at me, you can't say those words alright? Your too small okay? Leave those for later on in life"

He sighs, he knows it was purely his fault, he shouldn't have been swearing when he knew you were in the house.

"But you do it! You hypocrite!"

You fight,  he turn to stare at you again after going back to the coffee which was surely getting cold.

"Hey, when did you become so mean?"

He asks, a hint of joke in his voice, you then feel bad and run over to him and hug him.

"Sorry:("

385 WORDS WOOO!!