The Outside / House of the dragon

4. Aegon

"Tell me Aegon, all about your day." Vaera requested leaning in.

"Well, you know they start as most do waking up from the sexiest of dreams about you." Aegon puckered his lips back at her.

"No thanks." Vaera corrected. "Skip over all the masturbation too." Aegon leaned back in his seat. "Come on, tell me, I want to know what you did yesterday, help me catch a killer." Vaera begged. "Sexy right? Solving a murder!"

"Alright, since you clearly need me." Aegon agreed. She was quick to roll her eyes. She needed his story what he remembered she didnt need him. "I woke up, sexy as ever, got dressed and of course all the maidens were throwing themselves at me as I walked the halls. I did the princely thing and blew them a kiss before going to find my breakfast of champions, wine and bread."

Vaera rolled her eyes, this was going to be a useless interrogation but she supposed someone had to do it.

"We have a new one you know, but I suppose they are always circling," Aegon offered.

"A new what?"

"Servant." Aegon offered. "She had dark hair, her hair was in a braid. Why dont you wear your hair in braids my darling vaera? You are so beautiful though I suppose you dont need braids."

"You always take such notice to new girls?" Vaera mused.

"Yeah." Aegon admitted.

"Go on." Vaera encouraged.

"Well after my wine, I had some training, some boring training in the courtyard, I beat Criston's ass to the ground. I'm too good for the kings guard, we need better knights." Aegon went on.

"Sure you did." Vaera entertained.

"Then I ran up to you, and you playful little minx-"

"Yes I was there for that, skip it." Vaera agreed.

"Fine I took a bath and my hand met my cock but I wished it was your sweet lips-"

"Aegon!"

"What?"

"Skip to the party." She instructed

"Well lets see i was happily inebriated by that time. I hardly noticed rhaenyra and her demon spawn come in." Aegon shrugged

"They are not that bad." Vaera countered

"Aemond says otherwise."

"Well it's understandable but... they just lost their mother." Vaera reminded him.

"Wish my mother would drop dead." Aegon groaned.

"Aegon thats rude! Shes your mother!" Vaera shouted.

"I could call you mommy..." he purred

"Gross. No. Never." Vaera corrected. "Skip to the party."

"This is rediculous." Aemond muttered. Or maybe he said what a joyous day to celebrate fathers name day. Aegon had a hard time recalling what happened that night. He was still a bit drunk to be honest.

"Wench another!" Aegon shouted. He must have demanded for little birds and more ale a better part of an hour. When he wasnt eating he was drinking and when he wasnt drinking he was shouting for more food

"Oh aegon you are going to be such a wonderful husband. I cant wait to marry you-"

"I can say with complete certainty that helaena did not say that." Vaera objected.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive." Vaera confirmed. Aegon shrugged

"Look at the little monster." Aemond murmured. Or maybe he said luke is so adorable little at the little psycho hiding behind his mother trying not to look at me and my one eyed pirate self.

"Aegon can you be serious?" Vaera demanded

"I am."

"Aegon." She growled.

"Aegon you are so-"

"Stop lying. Unless you are saying helaena said annoying." Vaera demanded

"Wench another!"

"What else?"

"Thats all i remember. I remember drinking and flirting with you. I remember us dancing. We danced right?"

"No. We didnt." Vaera countered

"You sure?"

"Positive."

"Damn."

"You dont remember anything?"

"Sexy new maid served me wine i think before i fell over dreaming of making sweet love to-"

"Bye!"

"What did you learn from Aegon?" davina questioned.

"Mainly nothing but he did say one thing that I found interesting."

"Oh?"

"Might be nothing." Vaera admitted

"Tell me anyways." Davina requested grabbing a peach from the bowl.

"A new maid."

"A new maid?"

"Could be nothing. Could be an accomplice."

"I like the way you think."