Ricky: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Penny: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Ocean: Oh, we've had worse.
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Ocean: Can you keep a secret?
Noel: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
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Ocean: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Mischa: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
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Noel: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Noel: PENNY IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Noel: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
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Mischa: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Noel and I are dating.
Noel, Ocean, Ricky, Penny, and Constance: *gasp*
Mischa: Noel, why are you surprised?!
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Noel: I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster. Big difference.
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Mischa: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Penny: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Ocean: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Constance: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Ocean: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Penny: Is that a picture of you?
Ocean: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Ricky, texting: Answer your phone
Noel, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone
Ricky: Understood
Ricky, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Noel.
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Ride the Cyclone Stuff
FanfictionChatfics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, and a bunch more :) also some slight nischa so what
