I'm in love with a Jamaican Badman but I'm a boy and he's a boy I'm gay and he's "straight " AND A BADMAN
This story is not real. It's made out of my imagination ,so don't take it too personally it's totally frictional ❤️!
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Ashmar's POV |19
"Oh gad mi belly a hurt mi yuh fuck, a weh Jay put ina di curry weh him mek gi mi man" I said while running towards the bathroom again for the fourth time.
Fucka yuh a who tell yuh fi guh nyam him white curry.....
Can chat suh man..
Well ,all yuh can do right now is guh drink some bear nd salt eno, my subconscious jeered.
Yuh know seh yuh nave nuh manners although wi a di same person likkle shit pit.
That's nice to know, yuh think a my fault Mek yuh cya come off a di toilet.
Mi nah guh pay you no mind eno, nah pay you no mind......
No but wait a weh di toilet paper deh , a cya finish it finish lawd gad. Suh weh mia guh use fi wipe mi bottom wid.
No a wah kinda crawsis a falla mi now.
Why meee, why meee to bloodclat bumboclaat rasclaat bombo bloodclaat..
Is like mi shit ina fucking church to way how mi salt fada gad.
What to do......
"Ash a weh yah do ina di bathroom suh long ehh?" Jayden spoke suddenly startling me.
"Nothing" I answered before getting up off the toilet and opening the door.
"A wah sumo wrong wid yuh?" he asked sounding concerned.
"Yeah ,but first yuh can guh fi one roll a toilet paper outta di storage room fi mi please?" I asked with the look of embarrassment written all over my face.
"Yuh serious right now?" he asked before erupting into laughter.
See all dem tings yah fada gad,mi not even aguh laugh to how mi shame.
Look mi shame......shame a kill mi
Look pon Alice in wonderland bestfriend guys, woii a cya laugh.
Bout doh shi outta order......
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