Sandwich

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I once had a BEAUTIFUL sandwich

My friend, I'm talking ham!

I know that I'm speaking your language

When I tell you I added jam

I put in the butter and a three types of cheese

And that white bread, boy oh boy!

A slab of brown mustard to bring me to knees

And buddy I'm full of joy!


Somebody stole my sandwich

While I was riding the bus to school!

I went to the front to demand which

Jerk face would be so cruel!


How can a big bully go

And steal my precious food?

I'm so mad I'm gonna throw

My shoe at their head real good!


There's... wait, there's something...

 Oh man, I was sitting on it the whole time!

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