I once had a BEAUTIFUL sandwich
My friend, I'm talking ham!
I know that I'm speaking your language
When I tell you I added jam
I put in the butter and a three types of cheese
And that white bread, boy oh boy!
A slab of brown mustard to bring me to knees
And buddy I'm full of joy!
Somebody stole my sandwich
While I was riding the bus to school!
I went to the front to demand which
Jerk face would be so cruel!
How can a big bully go
And steal my precious food?
I'm so mad I'm gonna throw
My shoe at their head real good!
There's... wait, there's something...
Oh man, I was sitting on it the whole time!
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Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man
HumorA collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.