Silly man, silly man, please don't cry
Dry that tear in your eye
Know that you have done your part
Load your stories in your cart
and be ready to say good-bye.
Know that you're my bestest friend
Every boy and girl you can befriend
Don't forget non-binaries
And the folk who look like cheese
But now is time to say "the end."
What's that? You think we still have time
For yet another silly rhyme?
My goodness, what a brilliant idea!
As inspired as Abyssinia!
Come now, give us your funniest line!
In all literary categories
And all the writing territories
One can have fun
If we never shun
Reading the silly stories!
Silly man, silly man, take a bow
You make great rhymes, I don't know how
Someone told me on the phone
You make use of Rhymezone
But you still entertain me somehow!
So good-bye, you silly man
Always silly as you can!
Wait... you're gonna write stories now?
THEEND!
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Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man
HumorA collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.