Are feet shoes the book of jokes and mess ups

Yo mamma

-yo mamas so stupid she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps

-yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

-Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it

-Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.

-yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

-Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house

-yo mamma so ugly she tried out for a ugly contest and the judges said no professionals allowed

-yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

-yo mamma is so ugly there is not enough make up in the worlds for her

-yo mamma so fat and ugly she was the star of Godzilla

-yo mamma so fat she was at target for 4 hours trying to get into the seat.(she took up the whole car when she finally got in)

-yo mammas hair line goes as far back as slavery(I made this one up)

-Yo mama's house so dirty I had to wipe my feey coming out the house

-Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."(but it kept popping up that big number)

-Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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