-when you are asked to get the mail get a piece of paper and write deez nuts and bring it with you so when you come inside give the mail to you parents and say deez nuts came in the mail today(I came up with this)
-go up to your crush or your friend and say I saw you last night remember? In front of a lot of people.see what they say then say yea that basketball game was off the hook(I came up with this)
-go into a phone store and hold a banana by your ear and tell the seller that you would like to upgrade to an apple
-Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake it violently, screaming, COME OUT SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOUR HOME!!
-Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
-Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.
-Put envelopes in random mailboxes that say ''congratulations! you have been chosen as tribute for the hunger games!''
-Yell out "hey you with the pants on!" and see how many people turn around.
-When in a crowded elevator, sigh and loudly say: "Darn, my pet Tarantula got loose again.
-Put a sticky note on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage" then watch them look for it
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Are feet shoes the book of jokes and mess ups
HumorThis book has the main funny jokes and puns and comebacks and stuff like that. It is not ment to offend anyone. Hope you enjoy this book.
