Crazy? I was crazy once

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by RiverTheIdiot

by RiverTheIdiot

America: hey kids have any of you s-
;every state t-posing around DC chanting something;
America: ...the fuck?..
DC: ;curled up in a ball cornered up into a corner; Father. I request help.
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Delaware: Honestly. I'm ashamed to be brothers with New York..cause one time he was arguing with Rhode Island and he told to him shove a marker up his u-

DC: No. Whatever you do. Don't continue that.
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Louisiana: Partner what do these colors mean?!
Texas: I don't know we gotta ruin it! It's not America!!
Louisiana: All I know it's not red white and blue! So we gotta change it! We gotta fix it!
Texas: red white and blue!
;spray painting intensifies;
Louisiana: Like this?
Texas: Yessir partner! That's the way to go!
Louisiana: Partner I think I fucked up! I-I uh I think I made the French flag!
Texas: ...
Louisiana: ...
Both: well shi-
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America: flying casually
Also America: crash lands in a tree
Canada near-by: Woah was that an eagle?
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America: The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air?
America: the fuck? The fuck? There's white shit everywhere!!

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IM TAKING REQUESTS!! New chapter out soon >:D