COUNTRY + STATEHUMAN CRAZY SHENANIGANS

CHRISTMAS SHINANIGANS but it's delaware suffering

Delaware: *chilling*
DC: *runs up to*
Delaware: oh hi DC *mini wave*
DC; *B I T E S A R M*
Delaware: A-

Delaware: *playing that ouija board game*
Delaware: So young- damn what happened to you jack-
New York: HOW MANY JELLYBEANS CAN YOU SHOVE UP YOUR A-
Delaware: stfu
insert thingy moving
Delaware: 9??!
Delaware: 91!?!
Del: 910!?
New York: WHEEZING
Delaware: WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK YORK-

Idaho: y'know... whenever I lost something delaware always said that I didn't care about it enough..
Iowa: and?
Idaho: SHE FORGOT ME AT THE GROCERY STORE ONE TIME
Iowa: DIES LAUGHING