Maine: *busts door down like a gentleman with a loudspeaker*
Maine: WAKE UP!!
Maine: ITS THE FIRST IF THE MONTH!!!!!
Delaware: *was sleeping on the couch* YOU DUMBASS- WE ARE AWAKE *death stare*
Maine: oh shet
Texan: *falls down the damn stairs* I HEARD THE FIRST OF THE FUCKING MONTH-
California: *on fire* mm yes first time setting in fire this month
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Hawaii: *sneaks on iPad*
Hawaii: *goes on google*
Hawaii: *types in happy the fbi is watching us*
Autocorrect: no we're not
Hawaii: SCREECHES
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Canada: *recording* okay so today on skiing-
Australia: next to Canada
New Zealand : *zooming past Canada* HELP I CANT SLOW DOWN
America: *zooming after her* NADAAAA-
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Florida: *tries to get ice cream while the states are watching a Christmas movie*
The rest of the states + DC: the council has spoken
DC: FETCH ME HIS SOUL
The states: RRRRRRRAAAAHHHH
Florida: SCREAMS
Canada + America: wait- Aussie and NZ..your not coming to our Christmas party?!
Aussie + NZ: *shakes head*
Canada: YOU IMBECILE. ILL MAKE PANCAKES!
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America: *on a call*
Confederate: yo are you busy?
America: *death stares*
America: *mouths "so you are an inconsiderate lil shit-"
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Russia: *stares*
Belarus: *stares back
UN: seems norma-
Mexico: *bursts into room* RUN!! THE MIXING POT IS ANGRY I REPEAT THE MIXING POT IS ANGRY
America: *yeets flip flop at from 30 feet away*
Canada: oh shet
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America: nada what's wrong?
Canada: I'm about to stop saying sorry
Nearly any country near-by: shocked appalled baffled scared noises
Australia: runs
New Zealand: WAIT FOR MEEEE-
America: CANADA NO ITS NEARLY THE DAMN ASS HOLIDAYS I DONT NEED MORE CHAOS THAN IM HANDLING WITH 51 GREMLINS- *tired dad noises*
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COUNTRY + STATEHUMAN CRAZY SHENANIGANS
HumorTHE TITLE SAYS IT ALL!! There is cursing in this book
