From the archive of the show Wordbutchers...
Y o u n g V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s with lush red bangs
My love, dear,
To be honest,
I would not be surprised
If the next time you show us,
I apologize...
A n o t h e r m u s i c c r i t i c with a strange accent
Valley, be modest.
Y o u n g V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s with lush red bangs
Your lewd bare ass!
T h e h o s t o f t h e s h o w W o r d b u t c h e r s
Oh Christ, what a mess...
A v e r y p o p u l a r s i n g e r, whose identity we will not disclose
Shove those words up your faggot ass!
I'm a good girl, but you are too crass!
T h e h o s t o f t h e s h o w W o r d b u t c h e r s
And we break for...
Stop hitting Hotlines!
A n o t h e r m u s i c c r i t i c with a strange accent
Valley!
Need help?
T h e h o s t o f t h e s h o w W o r d b u t c h e r s
Hey, security!
Christ...
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The amazing members of the amazing jury
A r c h i e C o n n o r
He doesn't care about magic, but he seems to believe in God. I guess
N e s t y
He denies everything magical. Even the power of love!! Although, after some performances, he wants to walk around the stage with a candle three times
V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s
This man believes in horoscopes. Full stop
M i c h e l l e L e v y
She believes in her husband
Matilda Magorian
M a t i l d a M a g o r i a n
She doesn't care
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A r c h i e C o n n o r
We're all now insanely sleepy.
Nesty drank chocolate.
Matilda? Don't mind her.
Valley drank coffee, I drank my green tea and
Michelle drank...
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V a l e n t i n e H o t l i n e s
I just want to sleep,
Please, forgive me...
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M i c h e l l e L e v y
My husband kinda called me.
You know, he calls me "baby".
And, Lorrie, I just wonder...
How would you call me daily?
You know, uhm, if you loved me
And if we were together...
Oh, no, no, Lorrie, stop it!
Don't need your jealous passion!
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N e s t y
I cannot really stand
Sleepy Hotlines,
Constantly whining.
You're his loyal true fans?
I do not understand.
Viewers, you seem...
God! He acts like he's dying!
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N e s t y
Mr. Hotlines,
How can you drink this?
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The Pretense Festival
Romance𝐀 𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 At the Protostar show, nothing stands still. Singing, dancing, quarrelling. A dozen of the best performers in the USA will compete for an unknown prize. However, is it important? There is no honesty and justice i...
