Patrick looked upon the floor where the cephalopod lied. He wasn't sure what to make of the fact that Squidward was motionless on the floor, and each attempt to get his attention fell short. Only after Patrick said the word "neighbor" did Squidward finally speak; however, what he said was the last thing Patrick would have ever expected.
"Eat me, Patrick. Like bread. Canned bread." Squidward whispered enticingly.
Patrick was at a loss for words. He did his best to deny this request:
"I can't, Squidward. Why would you ever want this, anyway?"
Deep down, though, he knew his deepest inner desire for Squidward would soon be laid bare for all of Bikini Bottom to see.
"Okay Squidward, I hope you're ready for some FIVE STAR ACTION." exclaims Patrick.
They began a sexual endeavor of undersea proportions. Squidward's tentacles writhed in pleasure as Patrick thrusted repeatedly into Squidward. All the while, he strangely would yell random phrases. Perhaps this is how he feels pleasure, was Squidward's initial thought.
It took twelve hours to split the sea creatures apart.
Spongebob had to be the one to keep them away from each other, long enough to find out what had just happened.
"Guys, why did this happen!? Where would this come from??" The sad sack of sponge exclaimed.
"Spongebob, just leave! You'll never understand our true love, you porous FOOL!!" screams Patrick.
Squidwort, now getting himself up off of the floor, urges Patrick to calm down, and tries to allow Spongebob to understand.
"Spongebob, this is something we want. It may be confusing, but you can't do anything about it!"
The Sponge angrily walked out of Squidman's house. Patrick was still assuming his position, but Squidlog had run out of motivation for such acts with the starfish.
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Squidward's Fucking Pussy
RomanceSquidward and Patrick find themselves in a tight spot, as both of them must confront their true feelings for each other.
