It Takes a Pen to Straighten Up B*st*rds

INTRAMURALS 2

NOTE: GUESS THE BOBS XD HAHAHAHAH

They're still wearing the masks and hoodies.

FIRST DAY

After landing first place in Mr. and Ms. Intramurals, of course, it's the start of the GAMES!!!

[DODGEBALL GAME]

Since teacher Cale did your worst, the Bobs did it as faithfully and religiously as they could.

Puppy Bob hurls the ball as hard as he can. When it is time for the F-Class to attack, he hits three people out of the A-Class. Dude, this merciless puppy Bob went and hurls a 180kph fastball and pulled the fastest out in the entire dodgeball game. Cutie Bob and Anaemic Bob had literally nothing to do! The crazy Bobs are doing their hunting jobs religiously.

Meanwhile, Pope Bob was kneeling in the middle of the field when it was their turn to dodge, praying, "Hail Legend, full of grace, the Bobs are with you," and miraculously avoiding being hit by the ball!

On the other hand, there's one true person that's avoided by the ball even without any prayers. Dating-Sim Bob just continued to cry out, running around Pope Bob. This cowardly bob didn't know that he'd been graced with all luck, as no ball ever aimed at him.

"Amazing, how the hell did he survive that onslaught while literally praying?" Semi-Seniority Bob got chills watching Pope Bob calmly kneeling there praying. Pope Bob really had a way to render them utterly speechless.

Pope Bob looked at them and said, "With faith in our legend, I survive."

"Fuck right. Good luck." Prince Bob decided to ignore Pope Bob.

[CHESS GAME]

Socially constipated Bob cocked his head, literally bored of the game beggar reading while waiting for his opponent. The game started for an hour and he's on his way to championship already.

"Give up?"

Socially Constipated Bob smirks and leans back. "So boring. Is this how a grandmaster should be? Are you living in a cave? You cannot even think fast. Or do you have any brains at all?"

So Savage!!!!

Baby Bob, who was with him, frowned.

"You, Mr... Socially Conti—conshti... Argh, Bob!"

For the first time, Baby Bob is terrified of Socially Constipated Bob!

"Baby Bob."

"Yes?"

"This is not for children."

Bob, who is socially inept, would undoubtedly roast everyone he plays with so Baby Bob decided to watch other games instead.

[Tug of War]

Cale frowned when he heard Idiot Bob laughing louder than Pope Bob.

"Come come!!!! Exert Efforts CHICKEN!" cries Idiot Bob, pulling the rope with all his might causing the other class to trip forward. It is literally ten against five. Only Idiot Bob, Puppy Bob, Prince Bob, Paramour Bob, and Squid Bob are on the field.

"Do they have to remove their shirts?"

Young girls gawked and squealed at every movement as their meaty, bulky muscles were on display.

"They said it was hot," Cutie Bob replied, allowing Cale to pet his head. "I want to have those pack abs too."

"You'll have them once you're fed enough. And, "Cale glared at them, "you better not follow after them."